Julia Allison

Julia thinks her love spell truly helped.

on Jul 9, 20120

Oh happy day, an episode in which I don’t sob hysterically like a seventh grade girl whose crush checked “NO” on the “Do you like me, check YES or NO” note her BFF just passed to him. Truly a victory for me.

So, let’s see, let’s see. What happens in this ep? Well, for one, I go on a second date with Sir William. I have never called him Sir William before, but there’s a first time for everything, isn’t there? So here we are with Sir William -- who happens to be the son of a preacher, by the way (Cue up that music! “The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man!” I’m dancing around in my underwear right now! OK, no I’m not. That was a lie.) -- and I’ve rented a stretch limo to go horseback riding and wine tasting in Temecula.



Well about that. Hmm. How shall I put this? Let’s try this way: I, being of sound mind, body, and pocketbook, mostly don’t think it is normal to rent a stretch limo on a second date. Can you think of reasons why I would do that? I was told that apparently one needs to do such a thing, because when one drinks, one cannot drive. I hear that. I think that’s quite smart, in fact. Otherwise I rent limos for one occasion and one occasion only: PROM.

16 comments
katrina2446
katrina2446

Julia, when you are yourself; talking to your friends or in your commentaries, you are so natural and darling, but when you were on your date you seemed very awkward. It appeared as though you were overcompensating for how uncomfortable you are in your own skin around men. I hope you will show your beautiful, natural, cute self one day to the most amazing man.

sunshinerose
sunshinerose

Julia, you are sweet,but you try to hard !! Slow down, let a guy get to know you. You come on to strong.  Try letting the guy talk. Act hard to get.

PamGregoryDC
PamGregoryDC

Dear Julia: I am a happily married 48 woman with boy/girl twins. It's weird that I'm writing you, but I am so compelled by your personality. People may call you a princess, but that is because you are beautiful with life-loving personality. You will find the right person, and he'll be fun-loving, smart, witty, and he will adore you and any flaws. Just when you think he's too good to be true, something will happen and your man will rise to the occasion. There is nothing wrong with you're wearing your heart on your sleeve--that's who you are! I don't get why some have asked if you are authentic--don't listen to that. You are who you are! One woman advised you to lean back--that is as unnatural for you as for me being a contortionist! I actually think you should put a brake on looking for Mr. Right and buy a round-the-world airline ticket (first class, of course) and take a 12-16 months dating tour. Spend time having fun with men of different cultures, write about it, and spend at least six months in East Africa. You're dating some duds--nothing is wrong with you! You are larger than life and authentic! Find your passport and start your dating tour--you will find someone who is larger than life who adores you and is your best friend! Good luck and I'm cheering for you!!!! Pam--a friend that took a dating trip around the world

gagepetronzi
gagepetronzi

p.s. you are too fabulous for him. period.

gagepetronzi
gagepetronzi

Girl, if a man is that boring on a date and standoffish, he's that boring in bed. He's a five at best and has the personality of exposed brick. Find one that's electric, one that makes you laugh and displays a pulse...dump the deadbeat.

MissPuff
MissPuff

Watching you with William in the limo and at your apt was PAINFUL. Obviously he was not interested but he didn't even TRY to hide it in the name of being polite!!! He's not that great and average looking so I don't know why he is so arrogant. Hopefully this taught you that when an man really LIKES you, nothing will hold him back from touching you. It's a magnetic force that cannot be stopped (EVEN IF they have stoic, soft-spoken personalities). If I were you, I would NEVER have allowed him to walk me to my door. He deserved the BOOT. You're better than that.

contento25
contento25

Julia you are beautiful but you are somewhat aggressive. You also kind are confusing you seem to interact with them like you are their "buddy" but you are interested in this guy. So I think you gotta let him step up and be the man. Let him lead you.

 

Bravofan66
Bravofan66

You have the most infectious laugh and are so funny, something a lot of women as pretty as you are don't have (no, this isn't your mom).  Someone really did a number on you to screw up your self-esteen like this. Someday, a guy who's not threatened by you will come along and you won't have to apologize for being who you are--you'll both just laugh a lot and enjoy each other.

TXSongbird
TXSongbird

Julia, Julia, Julia, I think you are funny and quirky and fun, the kind of person I would adore as a friend. However, I CRINGE when I watch you around men. Ugh! You become 12 years old. Toss out the girly pink items, truly gain belief that you can wait for true love, and stop trying to control your romantic interests. Notice how it drives them away? You have every reason to be self-confident -- wear it! If you do, I know a fantastic guy is going to fall head over heels for you.

sweeth
sweeth

It really irks me that Bravo put some of the most unlikeable women on this show. Julia, I am sorry to say it but that includes you.  Amy is just a miserable person who speaks in a condescending tone and Julia is a clingy, psychotic ditz. Emily is the only one of these three ladies who seems the least bit genuine. I remember Julia back in her Gawker days when she posted half nudies of herself as a commenter on their site. Trust me, this woman is more full of herself than you might believe.

cosmometro
cosmometro

julia stop assuming that a guy likes you just because you're pretty! you need to be more patient!

faustinabordoni
faustinabordoni

Julia would have better luck with men if she practiced some patience and gained some common sense.

 

1. You can't make people like you. Certainly, a limo, horseback riding, and wine tasting can't buy you love. If you want to pay for love, hire an escort who will "love" you for one night only.

 

2. Alcohol is not your friend. It turns you into a crazier version of your already-crazy self. When on dates, stick to water.

 

3. Be patient with human interaction. Stop asking guys about love and relationships as soon as you meet them. That line of questioning makes you sound like a desperate dimwit--which, in my opinion, you are. But you can change. Instead, find out about the guy. Ask where he grew up, what he does for fun, what types of music he likes, etc. You want to find out what things make him smile.

 

That being said, I'm convinced that some of this stuff is staged--simply make-believe for TV. I find it hard to believe that a woman who almost married John McCain's son could be this discombobulated. But maybe you just are. After all, you almost married a Republican.

bbnyc823
bbnyc823

It makes me so sad when you put yourself down!  You are NOT overweight AT ALL and you are BEAUTIFUL!!  You have a funny and sweet personality... stop beating yourself up-the right guy will be lucky to have you!

Hay_Maniguis
Hay_Maniguis

Julia I'm lovin the show you're beautiful!

Fakeppl
Fakeppl

Hey, Just let go! Stop crying about haters! I don't spend my days in front of a computer all day and I don't care what anyone else is doing in their lives I follow my life. Honestly I don't know who you are and never heard of you until the show on Bravo. That can be good and bad because that means I never read anything you wrote! I also know 75% of what you are showing us is fake Bravo "reality". Be yourself, be real, make sure you are always greatful for all you have and accomplished. Don't be desperate and love will find you. My final word to you would be not to analyze and write about your first dates maybe wait until the second or third just to see is this man might be the one. Not to many men or people want to be in an article against their will. Coming from someone that has been put down and abused all of her life and now suffers with health problems because of it but I have a wonderful husband now! Hold your head up high and never be ashamed of who you are how you got here and face you daemons head on!!! It will pay off!!! Good Luck!

wishing58
wishing58

Julia: Take this advice from an older, wiser female......quit acting sooooooo desperate. To say the least, you're trying way too hard. You couldn't  push men away more if you stopped bathing, grew your underarm hair down to your waist, and ate 10 cloves of garlic every ten minutes.....you are obnoxious.