DON'T: Go on a double date with your best friend
I mean, I couldn't think of a worse idea than a Matt and Courtney double date. There was no way this was going to go smoothly. It was hard to watch the incredibly over-the-top peacocking Matt engaged in with Mark, yet it was impossible not to. I felt for Courtney in that moment. There's nothing worse than when you bring a new friend or significant other to meet your friends and they make a really bad impression. You never want to be in that "I swear, he's normally great!" situation.
DO: Call Glenn the G-Pak
Between the Pakulak Cadillac and G-Pak, Glenn officially wins the award for best nicknames.