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Cheeky Bath Mats to Cheer Up Your Bathroom

Getting squeaky clean just got more fun! Grab one of these clever mats to start your day on the right foot.

By Angela Law

Listen, most of us can agree that mornings are rough. More power to you if you spring out of bed full of purpose in life. Please share your secrets in the comments below.

But for those of us who find ourselves hitting snooze several times — those of us who forfeit shaves, hair washings, heck, showers all together just so we can steal another sacred minute or two in bed — here is a little trick to make morning routines just a little more tolerable.

Why not borrow the adage "laugh in the face of adversity" and approach mornings with a little sense of humor? Don't worry. We know it can be hard to be clever first thing in the morning so we found some cheeky bath mats that will do the job for you. Yup, bath mats! Hey, adding a silly element to your bathroom decor might be just what you need to lighten up your entire morning routine ... and day!

Babe Bath Mat

Sometimes, you just really need some positive affirmation first thing in the morning. "You are amazing! You are glamorous. You are ... a total babe!" The shower is really so lucky to have you grace its presence.


Get Naked Bath Mat

Really calling out the obvious here but, you know, here is a little reminder in case you are half awake and forget you can't shower with your pajamas on.


Society 6 Bath Mat

Don't think of the shower as if it were a chore. Think of it as a relaxing dip. It's your time to luxuriate. There is otterly not a care in the world besides maybe picking which song you want to shower to.


I Woke Up Like This Bath Mat

Wow! That beauty rest did wonders for you! I mean, you look fab! Enjoy your shower and have fun slaying the day.


Ahoy Bath Mat

You are captain of this ship called "Today!" Are you going to steer it toward good or bad?


So Fresh Bath Mat

How much better do you feel now that you've taken a shower? So fresh, so clean ... so ready to conquer the day?


Boobs Bath Mat

Just so you don't feel like you're the only naked one in the room.


Bloody Bath Mat

This mat is just plain white until it gets wet. It is so incredibly stupid that it's hilarious. It also serves as an amazing prank for new roommates.


Cat Better Life Bath Mat

If don't want to do it for yourself, do it for your bae.


No Diving Bathmat

Have you ever wondered why so many bathrooms are pool- or boat-themed? It's because showers are boring but pools and boats are fun. You don't have to go all nautical theme to channel that feeling. This funny little mat will do just fine.


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