Aviva is aghast by the way people who are sick are treated in Housewifeland and wonders what makes Carole so unhappy.
Aviva thinks Kristen's a mean girl, trained by the other mean girls, and that Asthmagate is ridiculous.
Aviva didn't invite Miss USA but she's not sure why LuAnn's so upset about it -- nor is she impressed by her attack.
Aviva Drescher's father says he is still engaged to 25-year-old girlfriend.
Aviva feels bad for anyone who has to deal with her father's "excruciatingly vulgar" comments, and wishes the ladies cut Sonja some slack.