Carole recaps the season so far, address LuAnn's comments, and has some questions for what's yet to come.
Carole laments Sonja and George's failed romance and discusses her confrontation outfit.
Carole discusses her future in wine-making and talks about what Sonja should be doing.
Carole explains analogies and declares the best conversationalist of the 'Wives.
Carole counts the hours she didn't sleep in London and plots a future Woody Allen collaboration.
Carole ponders social media, truces, and Sonja's internship program.
Carole explains the rules of Housewives Fight Club, her cape, and her royal lineage.
Carole explains her quest for the boozy and lousy things in life.
Carole admits she's a terrible singer, evaluates the Central Park fight, and ponders running away with Jacques.
Carole reveals what she thought of each of the ladies when they met at Sonja's party.