Carole attempts to say "I love you" and revisits the Housewives Rules.
Carole discusses the proper etiquette required on a girls' vacation.
Carole ponders what lead up to the "white trash" bust-up and discusses the mating habits of Bonobos.
Carole discusses her previous time spent in St. Barths, pirates, and Ramona's time as Queen Elizabeth.
Carole explains her metabolism, her thoughts on love, and gives you an update on Ramona's cab driver.
Carole discusses her time with George the lizard and her thoughts on the "girls' trip."
Carole recaps the season so far, address LuAnn's comments, and has some questions for what's yet to come.
Carole laments Sonja and George's failed romance and discusses her confrontation outfit.
Carole discusses her future in wine-making and talks about what Sonja should be doing.
Carole explains analogies and declares the best conversationalist of the 'Wives.