Carole reminds her Housewives of the importance of an invite and shares the poem she wrote for Heather and Jonathan's anniversary.
Carole wishes she could met the Aviva she knew two years ago again and would rather talk about dessert than slander.
Carole cops to being 50, discusses Aviva's age-shaming, and thinks her meeting with Harry was the funniest part of the episode.
Carole responds to Aviva's ghostwriting claims, discusses the meaning of slander, and analyzes the Stephen King comparison.
Carole is back and ready to dish on this season, who her "real life" friends are and why it feels good to decline Aviva's calls.
In her final dispatch of the season, Carole encourages the viewers to apply their kindergarten teachings.
Carole claims she wasn't talking behind anyone's back and points out her and LuAnn's different codes of conduct.
Carole shares her thoughts on the whole Housewives experience -- and a glimpse into her new novel.
Carole begs for rehab and asserts that Ramona and Aviva's fight is Top 3 in Housewife History.