"In my world, money doesn't talk -- it swears" -Carlton Gebbia
"Image is everything." -Mercedes "MJ" Javid
"I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality." -Kenya Moore
"Utensils down, hands up!" -Padma Lakshmi
"Those who live in glass houses should not call the kettle black." -Ben Tankard
Mike explains why a bus wrap is important to his business.
Lilly explains why she's disappointed in her fellow Shahs.
GG recounts her frenemy's many almost apologies.
Carlton how she felt about Kim's angst at Cirque School, Kyle's "tweeter," and Joyce's Hair Gate.
Lisa explains why she didn't entertain Joyce's drama, even if there might have been truth to some of her claims.
Kyle shares how she was felt going into Cirque school and why she didn't speak out against the Brandi "bully" story.
Lisa vlogs about Stassi's double standards, the cheating rumors, and Kristen sweeping trouble under the rug.
Peter discusses Tom and Kristen's sex life, rumors at SUR, and his advice for Jax modeling with girls (Don't tell Stassi).
Kristen opens up about this painful time with Tom, her friends criticizing her relationship and new girl Ariana.
Jax vlogs and shares his feelings on Stassi and Katie's hair and Kristen's suspicious motives.
Stassi isn't surprised that Jax lied, but believes Scheana when she says nothing is happening with Tom and Ariana.
Yolanda thinks jealousy and insecurity drive Kim and Kyle's behavior; plus she clarifies what happened with Joanna Krupa.
Katie is done giving relationship counsel to Kristen, and dishes on her sex life with Schwartz. . .or lack thereof.
With her BFF Ariana coming to SUR, Scheana discusses having an ally and the drama that comes with her.