"Live each day as if it was your last." -Joyce Giraud de Ohoven
"Heels can't get high enough. Boobs can't get big enough." -Lilly Ghalichi
"Utensils down, hands up!" -Padma Lakshmi
"Those who live in glass houses should not call the kettle black." -Ben Tankard
""People say I have a picture perfect life, and I do."" -Porsha Stewart
Gail explains that she just wants to be taken care of at dinner and commends one chef for conquering Restaurant Wars.
But Kyle is less pleased with Lisa for bringing up the tabloid gossip about Mauricio's infidelity once again.
Lisa doesn't know why her defense of Kyle's marriage isn't enough or why Brandi shared her makeout with the world.
Kim shares how proud she is of Kimberly and the struggle of having a child make the decision of where to go to college.
Yolanda comments on who actually has talent in this world, and thinks she has a solution for Lisa if Pandora moves to NYC.
Peter shares why burlesque birthdays are the best birthdays: half-naked women in lingerie and thongs.
Lisa blogs about Guillermo's boob-themed burlesque party and why Stassi should support Jax in his time of need.
Katie talks about the burlesque performance, learning sex appeal from Lisa, and her feelings on pasties.
Scheana discusses Katie and Stassi’s dance, and explains why she would have been the better burlesquer.
Carlton shares the deets on her harmless kiss with Brandi and wonders why Kyle won't let the Mauricio rumors die already.