WORST -- Amanda Peet: Basic. Next.

BEST -- Bryan Cranston: Because he is A BOSS.

WORST -- Emily VanCamp: I really wanted Emily Thorne to wow me and she didn't, but it's okay because I'm sure she's hiding a gun and various other weapons under her dress in case she runs into one of her Grayson Global adversaries.

BEST -- Heidi Klum: She's giving Seal the finger in this dress, and I'm living for it!

WORST -- Glenn Close: This reminds me of a dress any of my high school English teachers would wear to chaperone the prom.

BEST -- Jesse Tyler Ferguson: My favorite ginger, in a great suit that I could never pull off.

WORST -- Jena Malone: Those Party City heels are hurting my feelings.

BEST -- Julie Bowen: This dress makes up for her lame nipple cover acceptance speech.

WORST -- Juliana Margulies: 'The Good Wife' is a total grandma show, and her dress looks like it's made from the slip cover on my grandmother's sofa. Cross promotion.

BEST -- Kathy Bates: There was a quick shot of her during the show fanning herself with a lace fan that matched her dress and it made my whole night. She is a legend!

WORST -- Kat Dennings: I wish this were the Golden Globes, because that joke is just writing itself.

BEST -- Sofia Vergara: She got the gay finger wave from me on this one. I hope she does a knockoff version for her Kmart line so that it can be worn to sweet 16's and quinceañeras for years to come.

WORST -- Mayim Bialik: I feel like she won this from the Golden Girls auction on Ebay. Actually, I know she did, because I also bid on this Blanche Devereaux dress.