While Eva Longoria tried way too hard to have an "Angelina" moment, this 'Smash' star did it effortlessly in her Theyskens Theory stunner.

Sure, this dress is making her look a little wide, but we love the color of this custom Calvin Klein, and it's not as bad as some of her looks from last awards season, so we're giving it to her. LEAVE US ALONE!

This "independent woman" was a little too excited about Destiny's Child's upcoming reunion to look at this Carolina Herrera in the mirror. Sad really.

We were thisclose to putting Adele on the "Best" list and Taylor on the "Worst," but we never want to see this look again. EVER.

Everything is Illuminated when these two hit a red carpet together. (Har-har.)

Jessica Alba looks like a million bucks in this melon Oscar de la Renta -- or rather $5.8 million (the value of that Harry Winston sparkler around her neck). That fuzzy clutch? Roger Vivier.

Just keep looking at this Versace -- you'll start liking it.

We love the dress (McQueen, duh), but we're just happy Nicole's face is slowing getting back to normal!

Nothing 'scandalous' about looking this good.

WERQ in Cincinatti.

If Sienna's dress were a 'Top Chef' dish it would probably be categorized as "unique crappy." (But, +1 for making sure she wore a British designer.)

Claire may have won Best Actress in a Drama Series, but Hugh is our pick for Best-Dressed Male for the evening, so, you decide which is the bigger honor.

At least she's wearing clothes? Strike a Posen, girl!

J'adore Dior. (And, although this has nothing to do with fashion: JLaw made a 'First Wives Club' reference in her acceptance speech, sooo...)

We hate to be blunt, but in this battle of the sexes, the men win.

Do you guys think she listens to the band Washed Out?

You should see what this Givenchy gown looks like in pink on Wednesday.

Do Adele's gowns age her? Yes. But we're pretty sure nail art takes off about ten years, so it all evens out in the end. (Also, +1 for wearing Burberry.)

Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl. Girl, we do adore (...in Tony Ward Couture.)

Well, at least she has her Ph.D. in Neuroscience.

Anna deserves a raise for the tailoring on this one. #downtonabbeyjokes

Good thing she knows a few people over at E! #fashionpolice

Mmm...

Just in case Jennifer forgets to thank Rachel Zoe for this Vivienne Westwood look, we'll do it for her.

Chanel Couture fit for a Queen... of Genovia.

We have to give Giuliana credit for consistently wearing no-name designers (ahem, "burgeoning"), but perhaps sometimes they should stay that way.

Lookin' good, David Silver. (We guess Megan looks OK too.)

And the Gwyneth Paltrow Award for Non-Nominated Actress Who Steals the Red Carpet (sans cape) is... This was our favorite look of the night. Nice work, RZ!

Mrs. Coach can do no wrong.

Our gut reaction is always, "She's too young to wear that!" But then we remember she's 22. It's called acting, apparently.

New Girl, get a new look.

Love the dress, Kel, but it's time to change the hair.

So this is what you wear to slay an audience.

We're just happy she finally figured out her hair game.

We'd love to say the 'Newsroom' star looks lovely... and amazing..., but this is the perfect example of what can happen when a cool dress doesn't fit correctly.

Ugh, and it was her birthday and everything.