Edgy and Outdoorsy

Rosie is Number 1!

The Privilege of Parenting

Ouiji Board Nights

I'm a Believer

Dating Disasters

Bump Up Your Style

Traffic Terror

Dreams Come True

Queen Victoria's Toupee

Daddy Issues

Simple Needs

Babymoon Bonanza

Fluent in Rosie

Difficult Decisions

Push It

Mr. Roboto

In Da Club

One Size Doesn't Fit All

Epic Moments

Something to Chew On

Bye Bye Baby

An Amazing Journey

The Nanny Olympics

Great News

You Got Served

Gagging the Children

The Root of the Problem

Culture Clash

Phobias and Leather Bandeau Tops

Au Naturel

Serious Stuff

Lisa's Diary

Fashion Rocks

Scared Like the Rest of Us

Crazy as Usual

Serving and Gagging

Rosie Pope, Negotiator

Mina's Diary

Back to Reality

Holy War

Edgy and Outdoorsy

LT discusses his "outdoors" ensemble and reveals that he grew up around horses.

The show starts out with us reviewing samples for the upcoming Rosie Pope Maternity line. Rosie needed to see the garments on a live person and asked me to step in and model one of the dresses. It just so happens that long ago, when I was a little kiki, I discovered that I could make my stomach simulate a baby bump. Yes, it's a bizarre skill. Plus we all know that I will never hesitate to model fashion! 

Unfortunately, I never got to meet Cindi, but I did get the chance to meet Nicole and her horse, Cosmo. Let's just say going to Pennsylvania for a client wasn't a problem, I just wasn't sure what to wear. Therefore, I decided to serve a leather ensemble that screamed edgy and outdoorsy.

I've always considered myself a professional, so when Nicole stripped down to her bare breasts, I chose not to look! Also, contrary to popular belief, this wasn't my first time being in the presence of boobies. I was breastfed as a child! Oh yeah, I even wrote a song about boobies:

'bOObies' -- THE KIKI TWINS ft. Amy Douglas:

Remixes available on iTunes:

Yes, I know, shameless promotion! 

Being on Nicole's farm brought back memories of growing up in Virginia. Yes, I have seen a few horses in my day. My neighbors and friends raised horses, although being the delicate flower that I am, I have never ridden a horse nor actually been so close to one. So, when Nicole asked me to hold Cosmo, I was hoping she was asking me if I wanted a cocktail. Alas no, she actually meant the horse! Let's just say I do not plan on serving with horses anytime soon!

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