The show starts out with us reviewing samples for the upcoming Rosie Pope Maternity line. Rosie needed to see the garments on a live person and asked me to step in and model one of the dresses. It just so happens that long ago, when I was a little kiki, I discovered that I could make my stomach simulate a baby bump. Yes, it's a bizarre skill. Plus we all know that I will never hesitate to model fashion!
Unfortunately, I never got to meet Cindi, but I did get the chance to meet Nicole and her horse, Cosmo. Let's just say going to Pennsylvania for a client wasn't a problem, I just wasn't sure what to wear. Therefore, I decided to serve a leather ensemble that screamed edgy and outdoorsy.
I've always considered myself a professional, so when Nicole stripped down to her bare breasts, I chose not to look! Also, contrary to popular belief, this wasn't my first time being in the presence of boobies. I was breastfed as a child! Oh yeah, I even wrote a song about boobies:
'bOObies' -- THE KIKI TWINS ft. Amy Douglas: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR_zidW_peg
Remixes available on iTunes: http://ax.itunes.apple.com/us/album/boobies/id379751605
Yes, I know, shameless promotion!
Being on Nicole's farm brought back memories of growing up in Virginia. Yes, I have seen a few horses in my day. My neighbors and friends raised horses, although being the delicate flower that I am, I have never ridden a horse nor actually been so close to one. So, when Nicole asked me to hold Cosmo, I was hoping she was asking me if I wanted a cocktail. Alas no, she actually meant the horse! Let's just say I do not plan on serving with horses anytime soon!
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