Lucia isn't usually upstaged by paper towels.

Just a spoonful of sugar...

A minute with Minnelli.

Liza tries a new man on for size.

Of course the opera singer is dramatic in the kitchen.

Our watch matches our mixing bowls, too.

A rare moment of silence from Lucia in the kitchen.

Frank's got a stew goin' (and Arrested Development fans know how much Liza loves stew).

Sandra Bernhard shows up in the kitchen.

She's still here...damn it!

Marvin Hamlisch sprouted a pair of wings specially for the dinner party.

The prima donna gets taken down a notch.

The look that burned into all our hearts...

Despite a devastating thumb injury, Frank soldiers on.

Little did Lucia know that the cans would be her downfall.

The giant horse in the background wants a taste.

Sixty-five and spunky.

Marvin is stunned by Liza's dimples and Sam Harris' jawline.

Kenneth Cole practices his runway face...

...Sandra offers some corrective criticism.

...he tries again...

...and still needs work.

Rocco, however, has it down pat.

It isn't a dinner party without air quotes.

One side of the table uses telepathy to brainstorm a new Broadway show...

EGOT-achievers applaud.

Rocco, ready for romance.

The candles in the foreground were lit with sheer star power.