Like a heavily tattooed kid in a candy store.

Nicole Miller looking chic; Rocco looking queasy.

Rocco had originally invited Ricki Lake, but she was unavailable...

Slicing with a smile.

Nothing maniacal here.

He's pretty dapper for a radio star.

The rare action shot.

Hilarity!

Janx for the memories.

It's important to carefully select your ingredients.

Field of frites.

Nicole and Rocco are uncertain.

The Szishuation.

Rocco enjoys a good game of Simon Says.

Note the timer, reading zero.

A gracious guest always shows up wearing the signature piece from her latest collection.

The joy of cooking.

"To reality!"

Rocco, framed by the gates of hell.

The lettuce accents Rocco's suit perfectly.

Rico is pretty amused by his plate.

Nikki is enthused.

Hypnotized Brendan.

Rocco and Katrina have opposite reactions to the waiter's body.

Nikki puts her jewelry on at the table.

Kara loves it when the light hits her cartilage ring just so.

BAM! Oh wait, wrong guy.

An icy blue in a sea of red.