GG date convo 1: "I think crazy people are really cool. Who knows if they're not right and we're wrong?
GG date convo 2: "It's time for the baby factory to open up."

MJ: "What the f--k is this? Am I being punked?"
MJ: "Here I am in the arms of the octopus and Sammy doesn't even seem to care."

GG: "I'm not a huge fan of previously worn clothing. You can't get the stench out of used clothing. It's like their body odor is kind of stuck to it for life."

GG on Sunny's involvement in the discussion at Girls' Night: "Get off the roller coaster because you don’t have a ticket."

Sunny to GG: "You're a mean girl."

MJ: "Reza's type is barely legal, no chest hair, the opposite of him. Reza's type is twinks."
Reza on his options: "Manhattan is like boy Toys R Us."

Reza: "Underneath the $1000 suit and the Hermes pocket square and all the pomp and circumstance, I am a hot mess -- minus the hot and triple the mess."

Reza: "If you look up GG in the dictionary, there's a picture of that b---h with a machete."

MJ on Reza's weight: "If you're morbidly obese than I'm on obesity death row."

Asa: "I make music for people like myself. It's a like a cosmopolitan being of the world, refugees, immigrants, people who have two cultures in them."

Reza on MJ's mother: "It's kind of like having a second mom hanging out with Vida, but the kind that eats their young."

Reza on his blind date: "I'm thinking Chris Hansen from 'To Catch A Predator' is going to be turning the corner any minute."

GG on her temper: "I was barking like a rottweiler about to bite of a chihuahua's head."
Asa's take on the situation: "You keep barking eventually somebody will like step on your face."

Asa: "When diamond water goes into body or on my body, it directly connects me to my inner Aries fire dragon, intergalactic Persian priestess. It's like magic. And it's very expensive by the way."

Reza: "Sammy doesn't look like a champagne drinker to me, he looks like a milkshake drinker."

MJ: "I love flying private and I feel sorry for people that have to fly any other way"

GG on her taste for champagne: "Every time I'm out people think it's awesome and cool to get Cristal. It's not cool. You're not Puff Daddy. It's wack."

Reza's thoughts on the matter: "I'll put a little seltzer water and a little pee pee in the glass and give it to her and she'll think it's Dom."

Reza: "I was running around that pool like a gay GI Joe with a loaded pistol."

MJ on Mike's marriage prospects: "In the Persian Jewish community there aren’t that many of them who aren't inbreds."

David on MJ and GG's arrival: "They're on PST. Persian Standard Time. They’ll be here in two and a half hours."

All: "I went to Beverly Hills High School."

Sammy: "I mean he's the only guy that has a rapist mustache and is still cool."

GG: "Two things I don't like -- I don't like ants, and I don't like ugly people."

Reza: "Telling somebody that they're wearing H&M in our group is basically calling them a broke ass."