Cast Blog: #SHAHS

MJ's Supposed to Be My Friend

Recap: The Shahs Peace Summit

Recap: Recipe for Disaster

Asa's Profound and Cathartic Trip

Recap: Reza Pops The Big One

The Return of Lochnesa

Mike: I Will Marry Jessica Soon

Reza Dishes on His Engagement

Recap: Make a Run for the Border

Mike Shouldn't be "Scared" of Other Religions

Recap: Turkey with a Side of Apology

Mike's Inner Struggle

Lilly's Disrespectful Behavior

Mike Takes GG's Side

Recap: Outed by Chihuahuas

Reza: "Lilly Doesn't Understand Friendship"

Lilly's Battle with Foot Boogers

Recap: Always a Lady

Recap: A Little Too Much Diamond Water...

The Shah of Bull Sh--

Reza: "I Wish I Had Kept My Mouth Shut"

Ep 8: Persian Empire Divided

Will Mike Put a Ring on It?

Reza Learns the Power of Apology

Recap: Shah-etiquette

MJ Owes GG a Genuine Apology

What MJ Did was Wrong

Loch-Nesa vs. MJ

Asa's Juice Disaster

Recap: Persian Pride?

MJ's Moral Compass is Way Off

An Offer Lilly Can't Refuse?

Recap: Homo-Not-So-Genius

Mike's Disappointment with Reza

Asa: "I Definitely See Why Reza is Irritated"

Reza on the Fight: "I'm Not Proud of It"

Lilly Needs to "Get More Real"

Reza to Lilly: "Get Off Your High Horse"

Cry Me a River

Mike: Master Negotiator

Lilly: Ain't Nobody Got Time for This

MJ's Supposed to Be My Friend

Asa is shocked by MJ's comments about her, attitude, and her fight with Reza.

Wow, MJ, really? You say I "KEEP on talking about his big nose"?!?  I said I appreciate his beautiful big nose ONCE. And meant it. I know it's hard for you, or anybody else with a nose job to believe, but I meant it. This whole nose witch hunt is becoming comical.

I love Mike talking sense into MJ.

Haha Every time GG retells what happened, she lies and these playbacks proving GGs lies each time are priceless! LOL. Like when she is trying to say I got in her face and then you see how it actually happened and how she got in my face.

This "BBQ". . .Um, is it me or is this the mean people bully convention?!? Who says such disgusting things about their friend while nobody (except Mike) checks them?

Not only does GG have no remorse whatsoever, but she also has no gage of what's right and wrong and is totally proud of her behavior.

Thank God Mike was there to speak the voice of reason. He is literally the only light in that room. MJ just sits there while GG calls me disgusting names. She just sits there not saying a word. This is supposedly my friend. It's very difficuly to watch this stuff.

It was kool seeing Lilly in action at the photo shoot. Do your thangi thang Jooni Jooon.

OMG My Diamond Water meeting was krayzee. I loved Shawn's facial expression when I said the water will be infused with real diamonds! I could not believe it when he said there IS a way of mass producing my Diamond Water.

Wow. This scene with GG and her sister is very hard to watch. I don't know what kind of therapist she is seeing but it's clearly not working. Who talks to their pregnant sister like that? Everything her sister is saying is the plain truth.

It looks to me that GG's life is unravelling. She wants to cut her pregnant sister's face with a knife? And their Dad just sits there? Wow. This scene is very alarming on so many levels. This girl needs to mak serious changes in her life. She completely lacks respect. It's very obvious that nothing in her life has had any type consequences. Her Dad needs to stop enabling her psychotic brat behavior. It's gross.

The dinner with Reza, Lilly, and MJ was pretty funny. LOL. I went to the bathroom and came back and basically watched a ping pong battle between Lilly and MJ.

While I understand that MJ is curious about who Lilly is, it was totally tactless to roll into a dinner Lilly invited all of us to and IMMEDIATELY went in to critiqing her.

There was definitely tension coming from MJ towards Lilly. MJ feels like she is Reza's wife and other female friends are his mistresses? Did she just call Reza a philandering husband? Calling us romps? LOL that cracks me up. Please girl. Slow your roll.

I love sitting on the front porch at my parents' house hanging out with my Baba Joon drinking tea, eating watermelon, and paying backgammon! All we do it talk smack when we play, I love it, and it's literally like therapy for me. I feel so sad when I think about how much my Mom works. I want to make their life more comfortable. This is the most important thing to me.

All this other BS is so trivial especially when I have real life stuff going on. I know what I need to do and am very clear about my priorities.

Why would I waste anymore of my precious energy on nonsense BS when I need to focus all my energy to work hard and manifest the life that I want for me and my family.

The fight between Reza and MJ at the office is real tuff. I understand what Reza is saying about MJ not being as driven as he is. But everybody has a different drive and passion. I know 100 percent that Reza means well and wants the best for MJ but it seems that he is fed up with making excuses for her.

They have a lot of history together and I'm sure they will work it out

The Return of Lochnesa

GG dishes on the craziness with Mike and MJ.

I'm so sad the season is over, but it was such an amazing year with such amazing people!

I've really come to terms that relationships aren't the way they used to be and finding a husband has gotten harder and harder. So freezing my eggs is the smartest approach. Now, I'm not quite sure why MJ wanted to sit in clear sight of my, uhmmm, but she was making me feel so uncomfortable! Thank goodness she moved and we were able to proceed. Hearing that I'm healthy and able to freeze my eggs was a relief! It's something I'm going to do, but I will always hope for true love and a family the authentic way.

I hated seeing how horrible MJ's mom was towards her on her birthday. I have seen MJ with kids, and I think she would be an amazing mother!

Palm Springs! Palm Springs! Palm Springs! Time to celebrate Reza's 40th and end our summer with the best people ever! We didn't waste any time before popping bottles and letting the liquor flow! It felt like we were doing nothing other than laughing and loving each other's company all night.

Well, now I'm double-fisting the whiskey and having a great time... All until I get smacked in the head by MJ's bikini clasp! WE GOT A PROBLEM! WE GOT A PROBLEM!!! But it was impossible to be mad, because we were all having so much fun and we were ALL sh-- faced!Not sure why we decided to break into Mike's room. Maybe we didn't want him to isolate himself when it was our last summer vacation together. So...we break in! He comes out of the room like Shrek's evil alter ego ready to kill me!!! Why just me? We were all trying to break in. And of course, since I'm drunk, I take it very personally and Lochnesa shows up and I decide to throw a plate. Unfortunately my drunk a-- ends up hitting Reza with the plate on accident. Hats off to my girl Asa for creeping up on me and reminding me to "hook it" and then to "double hook" because I was about to take a dip into the deep end.

"Parting is such sweet sorrow..."

This has been such an incredible year for me. I reconnected with my friends. MJ and I really got a chance to learn more boundaries within our friendship, which only makes the friendship stronger! I also realized that sometimes, just because someone is your family, it doesn't mean they'll have your back. It's like I always say: blood may run thicker than water, but my loyalty runs thicker than blood. I never hold grudges in life. I believe in experience and growth. I'm grateful for everyone and every experience that has crossed my journey. But I'm now an independent woman trying to establish a successful career and create my own family, and I am trying harder and harder every day to better myself. It won't be easy, and I'm sure LochNesa will show up from time to time. But as long as I have loving people there to support me, I know I'll be OK!