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Mike Shouhed

The Patron Possessed Me

Mike discusses GG's uninvitation from Cabo and how Persians are blessed.

Jan 6

Wow wow wow!!! I was drinking from the second we landed (shhhhh. . .couple on the plane too)! I was f---ed up. LOL. I was so drunk that I had a guy in a speedo and a fuzzy hat humping my leg! Yes I did check out Lilly. Can you blame me? I was checking to see who's boobs are bigger, hers or mine? LOL! I had to go back to the room and get some sleep before I made an ass out of myself. Reza was right, the Patron had possessed me! Next thing I know, the crew shimmied there way into my room. How did I end up naked in the bathroom with company? Well MJ and Asa, now you know why I'm so cocky. LOL Perian men are blessed, well at least I am. You hear that Reza and Sammy. . .longer and thicker than yours. MJ is my Dools PR person! LOL

Glad I was too wrecked to make it to dinner! I guess MJ is being exposed. Does she have a pill popping problem? Is she an alcoholic? Those are some serious allegations.

I just think that MJ is a party girl that kind of gets out-of-control sometimes. I'm sure we will see how all this plays out this season. MJ, drinking in moderation is cool. She does nothing in moderation though. So I would say yes, her drinking may be a problem. I haven't seen her pop pills with my own eyes so I can't judge her on that yet.

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khymele 15 pts

MIke, I always applauded your sense of fairness and for trying to keep the peace.  That being said it surprised me that when Reza and Asa gave you an ultimatum you caved.  Friends and family do not give ultimatums.  In the last episode your friends discussed how bountifully blessed you are as far as your "member" is concerned.  However, sounds like you need to grow some "cojones" as we say in Spanish.

 

Pasadena47 588 pts

The days when Mike was an intelligent and classy guy are gone, he is behaving like his new Business Partner Reza.  I am so sorry to see Mike go so far downhill and join Reza in the ranks of a sleeze connection.

 

Reza was so great before, as was Mike.  Common denominator ASA and LILY have entered the picuture and now are more important than GG and MJ. 

patsyandrox 72 pts

So because Asa doesn't want GG in Mexico you uninvite her? I suggest you uninvite Asa, plastic persian princess. GG is real, with issues granted, but Asa is totally fake and only interested in getting GG and MJ kicked out of the group.

 

MommaCarol 85 pts

Really?  You are bragging about being seriously f'ed up and then you call MJ out as a party girl that gets out of control sometimes?  REALLY?  HYPOCRITE!!!  Pot meet kettle!!

GHocie 42 pts

Mike, you seem like one of the only normal people on the show and I really enjoy watching you, but I agree that you turned your back on people recently. You let Asa, who should be removed from the show, and Reza, who is becoming way too negative and back stabbing, to intimidate you into a decision to cut GG. Then in Mexico they turned their back on their "friend" MJ. Friends don't turn away or comment publically and negatively when friends are in trouble. If GG has anger issues, be there and help. If MJ is going down a path of too much alcohol, support her and talk to her. Letting Reza throw their partnership away for a new one with you, behind MJ's back, is terrible. Why could he not just bring you in with her? Be the nice, intelligent and classy guy you've appeared to be in the past. Settle down with a nice girl who likes to have fun. Keep giving us entertainment but without hurting others.

Virgolady6901 61 pts

Its go big or go home. I love it. You guys really know how to party. You are my favorite on the show. The voice of reason and the most level headed. GG would have just gotten upset and went to her room or went home, which makes for good tv, but she would have been just like Lilly and buzz kill. Can't wait for next episode..Have fun,,because I think thats what you all will do..

Pnapple05 6 pts

Just watched a sneak peek of tomorrow night's episode, and Mike is right in that "You shold never go through a woman's purse." I know that doing so is very personal, but no more personal that MJ looking at Mike's "BUSINESS." I'm just sayin...

Pasadena47 588 pts

 Pnapple05

 I said something simular about her actions and was called on it.

piperbeau 13761 pts

And who are you to decide who is worthy of going to Mexico??

piperbeau 13761 pts

Lmfao!!! One of your favorite episodes?! To me this was the worst episode!!  You, Reza and Asa ruined this episode by not inviting GG to Cabo!!! No one wants to watch Asa or Reza or Lilly for that matter in Mexico!! And yes persians are blessed but so is everybody else in this world!! And I wouldn't brag about Asa being your girl!! She is a wolf in sheep's clothing!! A catty mean girl! and she is phony!! I wouldn't drink her diamond water, if I was stranded in the Sahara desert!

acbkatx 104 pts

you are such a good jewish mama's boy. marry me

smileyisland 39 pts

It really ticks me off repeatedly hearing the "white people" comments that you throw out there.  I am not saying you are a racist, but believe me if that were a white person talking about "persian people", that whitey would get raked over the coals! (and I am white by the way).  Once that Reza guy figures out you aren't gonna sleep with him(I don't think you are anyway), he will probably dump you quicker than he did his other "friend" MJ.  Seriously, you guys are some really screwed up people.   Or is it just another "Persian" thing?  LOL!  How annoying that is to hear! I really liked this show last season, but this year, not so much. Bravo, give us another "Housewives" show.  At least that crap is more entertaining! 

seansn4 11 pts

i thought the white comments were funny.Really, my friends act just like yours, were all the same kinda. My psychiatrist of over 20yrs. Dr. firooz Tabrizi was from Iran and we were got to be like father and son. he died in 2012 and I still love and miss him sooooooooooo much. A great,great man. he was sooooooooooooo cheap, died with millions yet drove a 10yr. old chevy with no a.c. and roll up windows. man I miss that Iranian.  sean Ryan

seansn4 11 pts

i love me some mikeeeeeee. go to selling houses, you're perfect for it. A lot of rich middle easterners buy homes in LA. you got what it takes. watch the alcohol, but i know you're careful bro. lov ya, sean

Itokagi23 4007 pts

Wow, seriously??? What makes any of you better than GG? Don't get me wrong, the woman has significant issues, but so do the rest of you, and your behavior is no better than hers! I was mortified by your drinking, ever heard of alcohol poisoning? Your good friends should never have left you in that condition, especially not in a foreign country, very dangerous! You don't understand, or choose not to see, how perilous behavior like that displayed by all of you can

be while traveling in Mexico, or anywhere else really, but especially in Mexico. You could be

locked up and never heard from again, I'm not kidding. We won't discuss the issues to your

health, your not a two year old, you just behave like one!

BadMammerJ 1043 pts

The bottle you had up to your mouth looked like Grey Goose. Also I thought you sounded incredibly racist with your white people comment....and you were not drunk then. I certainly would not judge the whole Persian Community based on the actions of the characters on this show.

nette7777 10 pts

I AGREE WITH THE LAST POST  YOU ARE NOT BEING GG'S FRIEND. REZA JUST WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!!!!

nikgrameg 498 pts

You are the only one with common sense on this show lately.

samcaro9 80 pts

I don't have much to write here except that I am disappointed that you let your self be "peer pressured" into uninviting GG to the trip...as if this is high school..pretty pathetic if you ask me... one of those has a full grown mustache...

you have known GG since she was just a kid and you decide to be pressured by people you have known for what a year or two?....sad

allieac321 492 pts

You told MJ to free the baggage in her life why don't you take your own advice? Reza and Asa are bad news. I mean seriously he let you weasel in and basically bump MJ out of her office...he'll do that to you but then again you were supposed to be her friend too and GG's for that matter but hey anything to make you're new business partner happy.

Baby0112 222 pts

Mike Im sure you know what Reza and Asa aiming to do with GG. This obvious to all viewers, take her out of this show. Now are you going to be the man that you are suppose to be like most Persian man are, or are you going to turn into this little boy and adhere to Reza,a wishes. Defend that Persian pride. You and Sammy are so far voice of reason.

Pasadena47 588 pts

What? If you are going to get offended by what people used to call you, or have to go back to slavery to make your point, then don't even try to explain it for Mike.  Let him explain it and what it means to an American Persian right here, and right now, and why he used it. We don't need your interpretation on his behalf.  He is a grown man.

 

 

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Itokagi23 4007 pts

 nycgirl69 I'm an American of mixed ethnicity, Lakota, Ute, Black Hawk,

French Canadian and Scottish ancestry. The Lakota, Ute, and Black Hawk peoples are not native this country, we are indigenous. Before you presume to 

explain history to anyone, get your facts straight. You also generalize, big mistake, most of us can speak about others without feeling the need to mention the color of the skin.  You might want to rethink your thesis as it is offensive.

Pasadena47 588 pts

 Itokagi23  nycgirl69 What is most amazing is that Indo-European cultures, such as Persian is considered so much White that even Hitler considered them White.  In essence Mike was talking about his own race.  Do your homework NYCGirl69!  Persians are NOT Arabs, or Asian and are considered White. 

 
Meledoy 1597 pts

Mike you are so immature even more than GG who btw supposed to be your friend way before "your girl Asa".  Be a man and make your own decisions.  Also, you went behing MJ's back to take her job and then said "its not personal its business" Reza better watch his back because you would do the same to him if someone offers a better deal with friends like you who needs enemies.......

Irishgirl2 595 pts

Follower! Think for yourself and oh yeah you are really not all that...at least not anymore.

FlowerGirl1 2244 pts

can we get an mj and gg show? Or a gg show with omid showing the planning of a persian wedding! 

Pasadena47 588 pts

 FlowerGirl1Interesting concept...who knows Bravo may call you!  Smile.

 
9japride 799 pts

@FlowerGirl1 I would LOVE that! Pleeeeeeaseee Bravo?

jjw.williams 6 pts

LEAVE REZA ALONE MIKE .. HE IS NO GOOD !!

conishkee 61 pts

Mike you tried, but fortunately you were outvoted about uninviting Mizz GG.  I don't blame that you had to do it one bit, since you were the one who invited her in the first place.  Personally, I'm glad you were outvoted because GG would have, at some point once the alcohol took over, started some drama with someone and brought the whole group down.  Who needs their good time and fun spoiled by the one and only bad apple who is capable of spoiling it EVERY TIME all of you get together?  Cabo is no duck walk, and to have traveled that far, you look forward to having a good time without any drama.  The foot has GOT to be put down at some point to indicate that that kind of behavior is no longer tolerated or invited into our group.  And that's keeping it real.

mary.k.valentine 302 pts

Your kissing Reza's butt cause you are going into business with him. Please. How nasty that was to uninvite GG. That was second grade. So very, very sad.

Nikkinyc1114 13 pts

Mike I think that you are a sweet guy, but unfortunately the ignorant comments about how "white people are crazy" should stop. I'm not saying that you're racist, but your choice of words were irresponsible. Maybe you were trying to be funny about the people you saw acting foolish at the pool party? It's really not humorous to make such a broad statement about an entire race or nation based upon certain people's actions. I for one wasn't laughing and reading other viewers comments' they weren't either. It's wise to think before you speak.

Ph 313 pts

Really? " I respect my girl Asa and her wishes", just pathetic.

housewifefanforever 1757 pts

To renege on an invitation is classless.  Mike, you need to gain some confidence and stand up to the bullies.  Don't know why Asa and Reza have turned so ugly and mean this season.  MJ was right when she said that Asa never apologizes.  I can't bear to watch Asa anymore - she makes me ill.  You should have stood your ground and kept GG on board.  Then Asa and Reza wouldn't have gone to Mexico, and we wouldn't have had to witness more of their bad behavior. 

bpster 2027 pts

Ugg........get over yourself. 

Tlr 197 pts

You are the star! Beautiful, intelligent, honest and reasonable.

Lisasandiego 6 pts

 Tlr

 I agree he is gorgeous like Omar Sharif star back in the 70's.

Ittbittit 1319 pts

@Lisasandiego @Tlr He is physically attractive, he loves his mother, I love that about him. But he is a good fiend, if it's convenient. He arranged the Cabo trip. If Reza and Asa didn't want to go because if GG, then they should have stayed at home. I know Asa, with her broke needed to stay home and look for a job. It is very tacky to invite someone and then uninvite them. If GG was an issue for Reza and Asa then you should have had the "family" meeting before inviting her. You seem to be kissing Reza's butt these days in an attempt to make the money you once did. You let him embarrass his friend of 20 years and kick her to the curb, you let him embarrass your good friend GG , pretending you all were family , yet kicked her out of the family because she "messed" up. What if your parents had kicked you out because you no longer made money? Reza has really changed in a lot of ways, all that are not good. And maybe he was like this all along. The glaring thing I see is he kicked his friend MJ to the curb for someone who has a lot of money, a lot of makeup and no class.

bpster 2027 pts

 Ittbittit  Lisasandiego  Tlr I don't find one thing attractive in Mike. The more I see him the less attractive he gets. 

timboslice249 13 pts

Hey Mike what you did to your friend G.G. was really messed up dude.  If you think what you did was right KARMA is motherf^$@# .  You may loose all your good fortune one day because being a scum bag will catch up.  You should make amends with her if you really take your friendship seriously.  Sorry man no disrespect but that was pretty chicken sh^t.

CaptainMurfy 333 pts

You seem to have come a long way from last season. I this seasons Mike much better. I hope this Mike sticks around. :)

sarah22 97 pts

For gods sake, I thought you were the only reasonable one out of the group. Why would you be so cruel as to invite GG and then let Reza and Asa bully you into calling her and telling her she is no longer invited !  I thought you had more class than them.  Please dont become like Reza and Asa or I will have no hope left for the show. 

MNBravofan1 119 pts

I like you. Class act when you're sober :) Nice to see that there are people who don't let reality tv make them worse.... You've only gotten better!

michelle.lucas.3150 2456 pts

Though I am not a fan of GG's behavior, The way you uninvited her was not cool. You looked as though you was trying too hard to please the snobby kids. For someone who is supposedly "well endowed", you really need to grow a pair.

janb55 1070 pts

Mike--it's time you grew a pair and stop allowing Asa and Reza dictate who gets to go on a trip YOU organized.

saradonn 32 pts

You are a bandwagoner. You don't have the guts to stick up to what is right if the "cool gang" doesn't back you up. And if MJ gets out of control "sometimes" then she is doing better than you! You are drunk at every social gathering!

anita.shamblinmaraugha 1053 pts

if you rescept asa,why didnt you respect mj? you guys have become like "mean girls!" i may to stop watchng this train wreck. no wonder there is always fighting in the middle east!

acoreschick 495 pts

Pot meet kettle!!! You saying MJ is a party girl that gets out of control sometimes and that she might have a drinking problem, all the while you pounded alcohol and were so drunk you couldn't even make it to dinner with the friends YOU invited on the trip?  I was trying to like you, but your ego and arrogance are too much!

LarissaD 48 pts

I like you Mike, I really do. You should not have listened to Asa and Reza. Go with your instinct and you should have not uninvited GG. I literally yelled at my TV, "How long are you guys going to punish her?!" I think MJ not inviting her to her birthday party was enough of a public punishment. She deserved another chance for the Cabo trip. She has anger issues but they are not completely one sided. Plus Asa clearly was not scared of her because she claims she could snap her in half or something to that extent. Basically it seems like GG hurt both and Reza's feeling and instead of dealing with her individually the weaklings are teaming up to attack her. That is not fair. I think you play a very neutral role in this group of friends and you should stay that way. Also, stop saying "white people". It sounds ignorant and you come from a highly intelligent family so I think you are smarter than this.