Hi, everyone! Thank you for reading my blog every week! A lot of you have been asking who the hell I am, and what makes me qualified to write this blog since I’m not on the show. Well, let me give you a brief overview. I’ve been producing Bravo shows for the past few years and have been a comedienne for quite some time. So when the network needed a blogger, they came to me. Why? Because for the first time being typecast worked to my advantage. I fit the unibrow, facial hair, gaudy, and loudmouth criteria. Now, I know all I do is watch these guys and sit in judgment, but let me show you why I feel like I’ve earned the right to do so…
That was me when I was nine. Iranian by blood, but Orange County by birth. My mom tried to make me as assimilated as she could; putting me in the most “American” sweater she could find. Apparently, “Ski the Rockies” screamed U.S.A. to my Persian mother. Looking like that, my mom would say to me “Negar (my Persian name), you are so beautiful…” With that said, I feel like I was meant to comment on Iranian idiosyncrasies my whole life. I really understand what my Shahs go through!
More on my unibrow at a later date. Let’s get to tonight’s episode!
The past few weeks I’ve gone really deep with each scene, but I want to take time today to dissect the bigger issues in this episode. It’s only the fourth week, and already friendships are broken and GG has completely lost her mind. In a nutshell, GG shows us she’s completely pathological, MJ acts out, Asa reveals she’s dating a Jackson, and Reza shows his bitchy side and his armpit fetish.
I almost skipped your blog thinking you were an interloper who would appear on an upcoming episode. Glad I decided to check you out.
Enough can't be said about Reza's armpit fetish. There are some things that really need to remain in the bedroom without camera's. I am no prude but watching him sniff random pits was too much for me. What happened to the Reza of last season who said he'd only had 4 relationships and didn't date babies? Every one of these people is playing a different role this season.
I can't help but love MJ. Watching her affection towards her father was just touching. And I can feel her pain when she is with her mother. I want good things to happen to MJ.
And I like Mike this season. The rest have to prove themselves all over again. I have no idea who they are. And a little of Lily goes a very long way. Money can buy you boobs and hair but sadly not a personality.
Love your blog...it's like I get to read all my same opinions in one spot. Although, I have no idea what Sammy did last season, he was cool trying to spread the love., It is pretty funny, though, hearing Asa worying about money...we all know they get paid to be on Bravo.
Love that you are blogging this show.....by the way, I never saw a uni on an ugly person. Yes, a woman certainly isn't going to let it go natural, but G-d reserved uni's for beautiful shaped eyes and beauiful color eyes. I don't know why,, I'm just an observer! And a beautician!
I loved Asa with Jermaine. You guys are acting like that's such a strange thing. It's super cute and they're so in Love its pretty obvious.
Asa owns real estate which she rents out and that's how she makes her money. In factm she and Reza are the only Shahs who make their own money and actually have a significant income. Just bc Asa lives an Artist life of a free spirit, doesn't mean you get to judge her $ all the time. And she is the only one who keeps it real with her financial life.
Asa and Reza are the only two who are real period.
MJ only elicits sympathy. It's getting too much to watch and GG is a psychopath and a sociopath. Alcohol is the least of her problems and her most famous excuse. I feel stressed out every time she comes on screen. Nobody wants to see that sort of stuff as 'entertainment'.
I think people could have just googled about who you were but you were nice enough to explain who you were. Kooduz do you. :)
That GG conversation with Mike was classic drunk talk and while it made perfect sense to GG, Mike had to sit there and try to have a coherent conversation with a girl who was wasted.
Also if MJ wore the correct size in that dress it would probably look fantastic.
OK - good someone else seems as weirded out about Asa calling Jermaine Jr, "Daddy". I was actually grossed out by it... however, it explains how Asa lives her hippy bohemian lifestyle with that house, diamond water & gold coins... she has a Jackson fronting the cash! Her mom makes little money to support herself, husband & Asa's brother. Asa is not out there "hustling" she has "daddy". I am not an Asa fan - I think she is mean, I feel she things she is better then others, but all in all - I believe she is a phony!
Thank you for telling us .... I didn't want to say anything had no idea but now we all know.. I will have to go back and read your past blogs now that I know you count. LOL Nice to get another persons point of view that is not in the show. Kind of like all of us the viewers. Hey they should have some rich person from Beverly Hills do the same thing. All the housewives shows need someone like you.
Thank you for telling us who you were because I was watching wondering if you were the extra in the background who never says anything but is always some where around. I could not agree with you more, this people make the Atlanta Housewives look normal.
Well I guess you like Lilly.. Personally she isn't all that.. and Reza calling her his homey... How long has he been in her jewelry box, to call her his homey... AS for MJ, leave her alone.. She hasn't done anything wrong... Reza isn't hating her because she made a statement about Lilly.. HE hates her because she didn't take sides with him over GG.. Matter of fact she didn't take sides with GG... She spoke the truth, but that is a far fetched concept with this group.. As for GG, yes she is very confused, and the alcohol is helping confusion.. I think it has more to do with the constant bashing she keeps getting.. The girl can't relax for a second before someone is putting her down, including you... and I do know something about that, so I can relate to what she is going through, except I didn't turn to alcohol.. I went to a psychiatrist... Until you know about anxiety, bullies and stress, maybe you should check out of this conversation.. Where GG is truly wrong is she is turning to alcohol to help her cope.. That isn't the answer.. Therapy is the way to go, and going to therapy is not a bad thing.. Only a therapist can help her get to the root of the problem, and funny thing, what you think the root is, typically isn't... As for ASA, she is a trouble maker and a major problem with this group.. Pairing her and Lilly up is only going to make this show go down the tubes like Bethanny, RHNY and RHNJ... As for Reza wanting Mike in the business.. I think Reza was working off of MJ, but since she isn't in the office much, he isn't making the money he once was.. So now he will work off of Mike, because I don't ever see him with a client or talking to one.. But MJ has, but then MJ works.. Not everyone has to be "IN THE OFFICE" to work, and majority of the real estate agents I know are out hustling for listings and sales.. Very few are ever in the office...