Mike’s Birthday: The Persian Piñata of Drama!
Happy New Year! Can you believe we’re already in our sixth week of Persian Shah heaven? You'd think the Persians would stop for a break, but no. Rest is for the weak. Plus, Persian New Year isn't until March. So the Shahs will carry on. I have to say that it's a little insane that we've been able to tolerate this much drama over natural noses and a new girl in town. Fortunately, in this episode we moved away from the nose drama. . .and I learned some really important lessons in the particulars of being a Persian.
Before I dismiss GG from this episode let's talk about her briefly. After a heated lunch with her sister and dad, GG went to check out an event space for her hair extension launch. Contrary to what her sister thinks, GG believes she's more than just the face of her company.
Here's a rule thumb: You can't be more than a face if you don't know how much your product sells for. I truly believe that faces are better off silent. At least if your name is GG.
MJ is so jealous she can't see straight. She knows that Asa won't be kicked out of the group, so she's trying to get rid of Lilly. She dared Asa and Reza to tell her when she had said something bad about Lilly. When Asa did, MJ said "I said that to Reza, not to you!". So, she admitted it!
MJ needs to get her life together ASAP.
Enjoyed your blog, thanks for the giggles.
1) What would possess her sister to go into business with her? Only great profits, I would imagine, but I don't anticipate great profits from this particular business, particularly with such a "partner."
2) As sweet as GG's father appears, and I do feel for him to have to deal with the personality problems of his children, he is such an enabler to GG! Aside from making it possible, financially, for her to be irresponsible and not employable, even at a McDonald's, he actually was on her side to ask GG's sister to apologize? What the heck?
On Mike in the bathroom:
Reverse the genders: a woman drunk on the bed; friends enter the room; drunken woman, unsteady, makes her way to the bathroom, disrobes; MEN HASTEN IN, MAKE THEMSELVES COMFORTABLE, OGLE HER, THEN ANNOUNCE TO ALL, IN DETAIL, WHAT THEY HAVE SEEN! These men would be reviled and called anything but gentlemen.
Why don't I recognize this woman?? I have watched every episode of Shahs and I have no idea who this is! Nadine who? And in what segments were you? Clearly I'm not the only one who can't remember you...
Greyzoned Read her December 21st blog, she explains who she is. She's a comedian/blogger that's just giving insight on the show as a viewer. She's not on the show.
OKAY BRAVO, I HAVE A VERY BIG PROBLEM AND AN EVEN BIGGER QUESTION!! I THOUGHT SAMMY WAS NOT COMING BACK TO THE SHOW? WHY IS HE SHOWING UP EVERYWHERE THE GROUP GOES? I DID NOT LIKE WATCHING HIM LAST SEASON ESPECIALLY THAT SHOT OF HIM WALKING OUT OF THE BAR AND LEAVING MJ THERE AND ALL YOU SAW WAS HIS HAT (SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?) AND HIS HIGH TOP SNEAKERS THAT WERE UNTIED!! NOTHING HAS CHANGED WITH HIM, HE STILL LOOKS THE SAME AND STILL ACTS THE SAME! IF SOMEONE IS NOT GOING TO BE ON THE SHOW, THEN THAT SHOULD BE IT, YOU'RE NOT ON THE SHOW ANYMORE. I UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE FRIENDS BUT DID BRAVO HAVE TO INCLUDE HIM IN SEVERAL EPISODES (THAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR), I HOPE THIS CABO TRIP IS THE LAST TIME WE SEE HIM ON THE SHOW. I KNOW I'M PROBABLY NOT THE ONLY PERSON THINKING THIS AND THIS IS WHY THERE ARE BLOGS SO THAT WE CAN EXPRESS WHAT WE ARE FEELING!! I CANNOT SEE THE HAT AND THE SCARF ANYMORE! IT IS REALLY NOT A GOOD FASHION STATEMENT. SORRY!! PLEASE BRAVO, I LOVE THE SHOW, I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST.
Several things that put me off about Lilly is when she brought barbies swimsuit to Mj, and then seemed repulsed by Mj's suit....Mj was wearing what I call a "bashing suit" That is a swimsuit that allows another woman to comment freely about how you look ..... or should i say, how bad you look. Who answers the door in a swimsuit with Lilly, queen and authoritative advisor, on how and what a woman is supposed to look like in swimwear that could be stuffed between an average sized womans butt cheeks and smuggled on a plane, even with metal rings on them. Mj may have set herself up for that one. But then Lilly brings one to Assa, but makes no comment about the fact that she had to take four bottoms apart and resew them, in order for it to fit Assa......clearly Lilly has Mj in her cross hairs, not the 500 billion she wears on her head, but the one that allows her to take precision aim at Mj where she misses no opportunity to say how disgusting a woman can be if they actually allow food to digest before hurling it purposely.....the horrible things that food fully enjoyed and digested can do to your butt, thighs and arms...no one is around to tell Lilly that she has more teeth and more hair than any one woman needs ...and if we see her with one eyelash out of place on this show, we as viewers will lash a bashing campaign that has never been seen on a reality show...i had better not see one of her hairpieces going one way, while the other goes another, the way many hairpieces will do when three or more is worn at the same time....sorry to get so dramatic about Lilly, and fail to mention Mike and his "gold member"....
As bad as MJ's delivery was, I believe Lilly's interruption just put a wedge in their friendsihip from becomming reality. The Reza's interruption about the mood level made it worse! Why was Sammy the only one who understood?
Man, that episode was PACKED!
Chia Pet lol
I 100% percent agree Nadine!! I could watch drunk MJ all day. She's in such a zone when she's that way.
While I don't mind people who don't drink because quite a few of my friends don't, but no reason to be judgmental about it Lilly. You like big hair and they like Champagne
and vodka. Big Deal.
This is the first time I have ever read one of your Blogs and I have never laughed so hard......keep your comments coming.
Who are you?!?! You Persians NEVER have a kind word to say about ANYONE!!! You all come off seriously lacking in self-control and self-esteem. Nadine, clearly Persians are not taught from an early age- like we are- if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all GG and MJ, friends leave footprints in your heart of love....these people just leave footprints...from stomping all over you. Lily? Lily-who?
You are freaking hilarious!! Plus you pay attention to every detail and give great insight on the LA-Persian culture! I LIVE for that "doodool"!! That's gonna be my new code word for penis around my mom. LOL
Asa should have shown up to the make-nice meeting. I have always liked her best of the women before, but these days she is seeming very hard, very mean-girl. ASA: don't be such a Heather! Mike is always a very nice guy. At least SOMEBODY in this group has a sense of humor. I'm liking Sammy. He seems to realize that a group verbal gang-bang is not so cool. MJ drunk is hilarious! They should just stick a cameraman on her like glue when she drinks (all the time?) Lilly is beautiful but vapid and boring. TOTALLY BORING, TOTALLY VAPID. GG is whacko, but at least she brings her own show with her everywhere she goes. She needs a second chance.