Hello, my Shah-ites!!! I know we’ve seen many amazing episodes this season, but this is up there as one of my favorites. Here’s a quick rundown of what we saw: Asa looks for the perfect diamond and then makes her diamond water. GG and MJ talk about the infamous text sent from Cabo. Mike's girlfriend is invited to Shabbat dinner with his whole family. Lilly goes on a blind date with the Middle-Eastern Scott Baio. Omid and GG hang out at his pool. And Reza, MJ, Mike, and Asa all go to Great Neck for Rosh Hashanah.
I know the bulk of this episode was about Great Neck, but how amazing was Asa and her diamond water!?! I mean the hunt for the perfect diamond, the love energy, and the Persian rug in the warehouse. I lost my s--- over all of it!
Let's start from the beginning. Asa heads to Downtown L.A. to find the PERFECT diamond for her water. For those of you who don't live in Southern California, Downtown L.A. is where people tell you to go when "they have a guy, that knows a guy." So, Asa goes to visit her "guy," a high school friend named Pat, who’s supposedly going to give her the "family" aka Persian discount.
At the diamond store that looks like the other side of the bookshelf at Anne Frank’s house, Pat first pulls out a 9.5-karat diamond, which Asa meditates on. She puts it on her third eye, and tells Mr. Pat Diamond that she wants to feel the energy of the diamond go through her third eye chakra. She thinks it’s the perfect diamond, until he tells her the price…$325K.