Nadine Rajabi

Nadine tells you about "knowing a guy," diamond water, and the high holidays.

on Jan 20, 2013

Anyway, Mr. Diamond shows Asa to the spot where her diamond sits under 150,000 gallons of water, and it will live there forever (or until someone steals it). And of course, Asa wastes no time. She plops down her Persian rug in the middle of the warehouse and chants “Joy, healthy happiness, purity, love, life.” That’s the love energy secret sauce. I thought there was more to it, like the Coca-Cola recipe that’s shut in a vault and protected by the government. But, no. The recipe for Diamond Water is:

1 whole Persian rug
¼ cup of love chants
1 whole chakra shattering diamond
3 steel tubes

My chakras feel more open just writing about this. Can’t wait to see how the packaging turns out! I wonder if the cap will be leopard print, with a Persian rug coaster?

I know I just spent forever and a day on diamond water, but I’m obsessed! So now let’s move on to some more serious things this episode -- like MJ and GG. I’ll make this quick. I’m proud of MJ for sticking up for herself and confronting GG. I’m even more proud of GG for not totally losing her s--- and jihading MJ. I’m hoping Omid is the reason GG has mellowed out, but I’m afraid after seeing the tease for next week it may NOT be the case. But in reality, maybe the answer for GG is having someone who loves her and someone she can share hair accessories with. Who knows?