Hello my fellow Shah junkies!! We’re halfway through the season, so we’ve decided to put together a little midseason recap video of what we’ve seen so far. . .
Now that we’re caught up, let’s talk about tonight’s episode! MJ’s back! That’s right, our Persian Guidette has proven that she’s the queen bee of the dance floor -- taking shots and drinking champagne like it’s her job.
This week picked up where last week we left off; in Cabo with MJ telling Asa to f---off. MJ lets Reza and Asa know that taking Ambien before getting on a two-hour flight doesn’t make her a pill popper. OK, so maybe she isn’t a pill popper per se. But taking an 8-hour, hypnotic sedative before a two hour flight is not exactly normal behavior. Maybe rather than an intervention, what she really needs is a geography lesson? I’d hate to think that MJ roofied herself for fun.
Note to MJ: No need to roofie yourself when going to Cabo. Donkey shows aren’t as popular there as they are in Tijuana.
I stopped reading BRAVO blogs after Jay Mohr stopped blogging the RHONJ. Glad I found your recap. Very funny and entertaining!
I find MJ and GG, Sammy and maybe Mike the most genuine people in this group. Asa, Reza and Lilly look fake and weird, very soon they are going to be boring.
I love how everyone is so quick with judging MJ for the same bs the rest of the group does. Instead of griping about her "issues" why not blast her bff of 20+ years or the friend since first season for keep applying her drinks? Why not come down on them for never being true friends to her? All I read was your first page on this blog and can tell where your negativity will always be directed. I hope Reza ans Asa pays you extra for being the Shah butt kisser.
kat.bostonsteines you should read the rest of her recap. She actually loves MJ. She even mentioned it in her video.
The only thing funnier than the Shahs complete with clammy sammy, taking Lilly, a T totaler to Cabo, would have been for Reza and Mike standing at the bar - doing rubber necking dance moves to the beat of "what is Love?? BABY don't hurt me know more" ... a little salute to SNL and the Roxbury....and then to see Mike and Reza come up on Lilly and her purse, belly bopping her back and forth would have been more fun than I could have handled .... I hope someone does a spoof on this....but if it were me doing it...since Lillys purse costs enough to have its own birth certificate...Mike and Reza would have had to belly bop the Hermez as well...... BABY DON'T HURT ME NO MORE........ whooooa
I bumped into my hairdresser at the airport and we we were on the same flight. She offered me an ambian...I had never taken one before and it had no effect on me. The Pill bottle she took it out of was the biggest pill bottle I had ever seen in my life! I wondered what other pill she takes and does she take any while doing my hair, she is a little wacky!
My point, if MJ take pills, there were 3 or 4, all different shapes, she's probably not abusing them (unless she drinks with them!) But she does seem loopy at times.
Nadine, I'm so glad to read your recap! It's so funny!
If I were MJ I'd look at what the show is revealing about my life. It's not pretty. She is definitely getting the 'idiot edit' like Juicy Joe from RHONJ. She leaves her blow dryer, curling iron and brush behind in Mexico? She burns toast and has her eyelashes done while Reza is working? It's time to grow up, my dear. She is far too old to act this way.
Hilarious! "I’m sure MJ’s thinking, I need a breathalyzer for my phone, and duct tape for my texting thumbs." I'm still cracking up at this line.
Never bring a 15K bag to the club. As much as you try to protect it a drunk person may very well spill something on it. Sigh I wish I had these first world problems.
More about Lilly. I have a friend who doesn't drink also but she will party just as hard as the rest of us on vacation. Lilly could at LEAST dance around a little bit. It just seemed she was standing there just looking at everyone.
Reza's hair cut is really messed up. He needs a new hairdresser.
Lilly is beautiful. So what if she doesn't want to drink. Why keep saying she is a downer for being a people watcher? She REALLY doesn't like sweat.