Nadine Rajabi

Nadine discusses the rest of the gang's trip to Cabo, Reza's hair, and Asa's bikini.

on Jan 13, 20130

It was a drama-free afternoon on the boat. The most exciting thing that happened was Asa agreeing to get laser treatment with Lilly, if Lilly promises to go to lunch in Beverly Hills with no makeup. Honestly, she strikes me as one of those girls who are prettier without makeup. Asa is completely on to something.

Later that night, Reza deemed the night as Heyvoon Bazi (animal play) status, and the group went all out. MJ danced her face off on the bar, Mike smoked a hookah, shots were flowing and two hookers made a Sammy sandwich. Meanwhile, Captain Un-Fun sat back and judged everyone. So the gang says good riddance when Lilly and her $15K Hermes bag head home before the party’s over. And thank God she did because she wouldn’t want any more sweat touching her bag. Judging by Lilly’s reaction, you’d think Asa sweats dirt. Lilly, you don’t take an Hermes bag to Mexico, unless you’re using it to bail someone out of jail.

Listen, I’m not judging Lilly because she doesn’t drink. I commend her. It must take a lot of will power to stay strong when your friends are partying all the time. But she’s SUCH a Debbie Downer! Lilly, if you’re going to be so boring, send Coconut in your place next time. At least Coco knows how to make a room spin! Thanks!

15 comments
GOODWAY
GOODWAY

I stopped reading BRAVO blogs after Jay Mohr stopped blogging the RHONJ. Glad I found your recap. Very funny and entertaining! 

Ph
Ph

I find MJ and GG, Sammy and maybe Mike the most genuine   people in this group.  Asa, Reza and Lilly look fake and weird, very soon they are going to be boring.

kat.bostonsteines
kat.bostonsteines

I love how everyone is so quick with judging MJ for the same bs the rest of the group does. Instead of griping about her "issues" why not blast her bff of 20+ years or the friend since first season for keep applying her drinks? Why not come down on them for never being true friends to her? All I read was your first page on this blog and can tell where your negativity will always be directed. I hope Reza ans Asa pays you extra for being the Shah butt kisser.

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

The only thing funnier than the Shahs complete with clammy sammy, taking Lilly, a T totaler to Cabo, would have been for Reza and Mike standing at the bar - doing rubber necking dance moves to the beat of "what is Love?? BABY don't hurt me know more" ... a little salute to SNL and the Roxbury....and then to see Mike and Reza come up on Lilly and her purse, belly bopping her back and forth would have been more fun than I could have handled .... I hope someone does a spoof on this....but if it were me doing it...since Lillys purse costs enough to have its own birth certificate...Mike and Reza would have had to belly bop the Hermez as well...... BABY DON'T HURT ME NO MORE........ whooooa

shysharon
shysharon

I bumped into my hairdresser at the airport and we we were on the same flight. She offered me an ambian...I had never taken one before and it had no effect on me. The Pill bottle she took it out of was the biggest pill bottle I had ever seen in my life! I wondered what other pill she takes and does she take any while doing my hair, she is a little wacky!

 

My point, if MJ take pills, there were 3 or 4, all different shapes, she's probably not abusing them (unless she drinks with them!) But she does seem loopy at times.

whammus
whammus

Nadine, I'm so glad to read your recap! It's so funny! 

 

If I were MJ I'd look at what the show is revealing about my life. It's not pretty. She is definitely getting the 'idiot edit' like Juicy Joe from RHONJ. She leaves her blow dryer, curling iron and brush behind in  Mexico? She burns toast and has her eyelashes done while Reza is working? It's time to grow up, my dear. She is far too old to act this way.

ClassyD
ClassyD

Hilarious!  "I’m sure MJ’s thinking, I need a breathalyzer for my phone, and duct tape for my texting thumbs." I'm still cracking up at this line.

 

Never bring a 15K bag to the club.  As much as you try to protect it a drunk person may very well spill something on it.  Sigh I wish I had these first world problems.

 

More about Lilly.  I have a friend who doesn't drink also but she will party just as hard as the rest of us on vacation.  Lilly could at LEAST dance around a little bit.  It just seemed she was standing there just looking at everyone.

 

jodi.hodson
jodi.hodson

Love your recap and writing style. Thanks for a great laugh this morning.

zocola
zocola

Reza's hair cut is really messed up. He needs a new hairdresser.

Lilly is beautiful. So what if she doesn't want to drink. Why keep saying she is a downer for being a people watcher? She REALLY doesn't like sweat.

 

susanzavagli
susanzavagli

They are entertaining and it is one of my favorite Bravo shows.

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

Hilarious!  What more is there to say?!

Gailg
Gailg

Hilarious! Love your blog! Doggy glow sticks! Priceless!

Anne0
Anne0

Love reading your blog!

shahr9
shahr9

Great Recap.... funny as Hell!!! Peace

ewokhair
ewokhair

 @kat.bostonsteines you should read the rest of her recap. She actually loves MJ. She even mentioned it in her video.