Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Practice What You Preach

Recap: The Shahs Peace Summit

Recap: Recipe for Disaster

Asa's Profound and Cathartic Trip

Recap: Reza Pops The Big One

The Return of Lochnesa

Mike: I Will Marry Jessica Soon

Reza Dishes on His Engagement

Recap: Make a Run for the Border

Mike Shouldn't be "Scared" of Other Religions

Recap: Turkey with a Side of Apology

Mike's Inner Struggle

Lilly's Disrespectful Behavior

Mike Takes GG's Side

Recap: Outed by Chihuahuas

Reza: "Lilly Doesn't Understand Friendship"

Lilly's Battle with Foot Boogers

Recap: Always a Lady

Recap: A Little Too Much Diamond Water...

The Shah of Bull Sh--

Reza: "I Wish I Had Kept My Mouth Shut"

Ep 8: Persian Empire Divided

Will Mike Put a Ring on It?

Reza Learns the Power of Apology

Recap: Shah-etiquette

MJ Owes GG a Genuine Apology

What MJ Did was Wrong

Loch-Nesa vs. MJ

Asa's Juice Disaster

Recap: Persian Pride?

MJ's Moral Compass is Way Off

An Offer Lilly Can't Refuse?

Recap: Homo-Not-So-Genius

Mike's Disappointment with Reza

Asa: "I Definitely See Why Reza is Irritated"

Reza on the Fight: "I'm Not Proud of It"

Lilly Needs to "Get More Real"

Reza to Lilly: "Get Off Your High Horse"

Cry Me a River

Mike: Master Negotiator

Lilly: Ain't Nobody Got Time for This

Practice What You Preach

GG wishes Asa would get a real job, Reza would stop picking targets, and Lilly would fess up.

WOW!!! Wow is all I have to say about this past season. It was a rough one, right??? Well it was nothing compared to this reunion show! I must say I'm glad that (for once) everyone is not attacking me, but why do these people pick one target and gang up on that person? So now everybody is against my girl MJ. It seems like anytime Reza is mad at someone, the rest just follow him like his little bitches!

I am not here to say if MJ has a problem with alcohol or pills. I am only here to be supportive of her when she needs me. What Lilly said is correct. . .if MJ doesn't admit to having a problem then the problem DOES NOT exist!! So leave MJ alone. If Reza and his sidekicks truly love MJ and believe she has a substance abuse issue, then we should have had a meeting and set up an intervention. But trying to bust someone out on TV is not nice!!! The worst part is that I had to sit through the whole reunion so belive me when I say -- y'all ain't seen nothin' yet! They still have much more to attack MJ with.. sadddddd!

I thought it was rather interesting that Lilly brought all of the paperwork to prove title and ownership of property. I can understand how it must feel when someone is constantly accusing you of being a trophy girlfriend and getting everything from your boyfriend. I guess that's what made her want to prove people wrong. But if people kept calling her a purple alien, would she feel the need to prove it with a birth certificate? I dunno. . .I'm just saying.

I'm not exactly sure why Ass-a likes to involve herself in my conversations when it's quite clear I wasn't speaking to her! I don't like Ass-a. This season Ass-a made it quite clear to the whole world watching our show, that she's a walking contradiction. Claims to be so spiritual, claims to want to give out positive energy. . .But her actions don't amount up to your fake words. Practice what you preach bitch!

So, if this person wants to keep interrupting me while I'm clearly speaking to Andy Cohen, then I'm going to go in and speak the truth. YES, the diamonds that Ass-a puts in the water are BLOOD diamonds! To prove us all wrong, Ass-a should get the certficate from the diamond dealer which proves they only affiliate with conflict-free diamonds. Once you find that the buyer is conflict-free, you find out if their buyer is also conflict-free. It's an unfortunate thing to claim you're giving people positive energy through diamonds that people have been killed and have slaved for.

Moving on. . .Ass-a claims I've never done shit with my life or worked. . .Ummm, does this idiot call what she does work? The bitch can't sing. She basically has sex with diamonds and water filters and claims to be blessing it. . .Is that your job bitch??? I know you guys aren't stupid, so I'm sure you were all wondering how she can have a house and car like that but have no money in the bank. Get a REAL job you contradicting, Boy George, beastly, evil bitch. STOP CONTRIBUTING TO BLOOD DIAMONDS!!!

For the record, I have always owned up to not having worked before, but since the launch of GG's Extensions, I have been working my butt off and the company is blowing up! Most importantly, it's a REAL job!

Let me meditate for a second, because that just got me worked up. . .

Some of you may know that Reza and I have been trying to work on our friendship since this feeling. But I must admit I can tell sometimes he just wants to blurt something out at me. LOL! I appreciate your efforts Reza.

Now I can't go and tell you guys what's going to happen in Part 2 of the Reunion, but I can tell you this. . .It gets really really messy!!! You'll probably need to meditate right after watching! Get that yoga mat ready because you'll be on it for a while after you see our hot and messy Part 2 of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Special!

Recap: Recipe for Disaster

Ep 15: Nadine weighs in on Part 1 of the reunion.

Here’s the thing… The Shahs reunion reminded me of a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong. Except there was no turkey (or Turkey for that matter), not a lot of wine, and certainly not a lot of peace.

You’d think since the reunion was a little more intimate, being over a dinner table where they all broke bread, it would be somewhat peaceful…well guess again. I think sitting in such close quarters was a recipe for disaster, with a few exceptions. One being the infamous buttery chocolate cwaasannnt. Hallelujah! It’s over, finally!

There was so much covered, that I’m going to only address a few highlights…

So let’s get started, shall we?

Let’s start with Lilly “No Friend Zone” Ghalichi. I kind of felt bad for her. I truly don’t know what is going to happen with her next season. As is, she’s not hanging out with the Shahs. I just don’t know how will she come back after this. I was shocked that Asa laid into Lilly more than Reza did. It was only a few episodes ago where Lilly told Reza that Asa was the better friend to her. And as I recall, Asa gave Lilly a cooking lesson teaching her to beat her meat. I get that some of the Shahs have beef with her, but the truth is that Lilly doesn’t mesh well with this group (except for GG as of late). Andy did leave it open-ended, asking Reza if Lilly makes a real effort if he’d take her back, and Reza said absolutely. If that were to happen, I suggest MJ learns GG’s hook method. She’ll need to hook with her fingers and her toes.

Now on to GG and MJ. When will these two frenemies NOT fight? It seems to be their “thing.” They’re like drunk sorority girls: “I love you. I hate you. I love you. I hate you. I need more to drink. You broke girl code. I want to wax my car with your t-ts. You assaulted my hat, so I’m going to call your mom. But I do love you.” All I have to say to that is, “You don’t need to go all tango on me!”

Speaking of getting all “tango,” how about GG storming off when Leila showed up -- only to be put in her place by the Shah bouncer? I hope she realizes that one drink isn’t going to make her problems or her sister go away. Thankfully the GG whisperer was able to put her in her place. The reality of GG and Leila’s situation is they have a classic case of Competitive Sister Syndrome. I think they’re both guilty: GG shouldn’t be so harsh with her words. And Leila should have been more mindful about her friendship with MJ. Just goes to show that sh-- runs deep when dealing with family matters. Let’s keep it classy, ladies! All I know is my ass would be grounded for life if I’d ever treated my brother the way these two girls treat each other.

 

Last, let’s talk about Reza and his ex-work husband, Mike. Andy called these two out -- they kissed and made up in the finale, but it looks like things have gone south since that peaceful workout scene. Reza is right and I’ve said it before, no one leaves a thriving career to start over. However, I don’t know the logistics of their deal, so I can’t comment on who’s right and who’s wrong. What I can comment on is IF Mike needs money for a ring, he probably shouldn’t have invested in a bus wrap. And Reza SHOULD have maybe showed Mike the ropes a little more. Selling homes is not an easy job, you have to put in a lot of legwork -- it’s not a get rich quick type business. Mike said he loves Reza like a brother, but “he’s such an ---hole.” These two guys are becoming MJ and GG 2.0. They should all just get a room! One for their bodies and one for their egos.

I can’t wait for next week when Vida joon pays us a visit. I hope they give her the memo that there are no crocodiles in the San Fernando Valley.

And if you missed the final Shahs After Show, be sure to check it out now.

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