Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Practice What You Preach

Recap: The Shahs Peace Summit

Recap: Recipe for Disaster

Asa's Profound and Cathartic Trip

Recap: Reza Pops The Big One

The Return of Lochnesa

Mike: I Will Marry Jessica Soon

Reza Dishes on His Engagement

Recap: Make a Run for the Border

Mike Shouldn't be "Scared" of Other Religions

Recap: Turkey with a Side of Apology

Mike's Inner Struggle

Lilly's Disrespectful Behavior

Mike Takes GG's Side

Recap: Outed by Chihuahuas

Reza: "Lilly Doesn't Understand Friendship"

Lilly's Battle with Foot Boogers

Recap: Always a Lady

Recap: A Little Too Much Diamond Water...

The Shah of Bull Sh--

Reza: "I Wish I Had Kept My Mouth Shut"

Ep 8: Persian Empire Divided

Will Mike Put a Ring on It?

Reza Learns the Power of Apology

Recap: Shah-etiquette

MJ Owes GG a Genuine Apology

What MJ Did was Wrong

Loch-Nesa vs. MJ

Asa's Juice Disaster

Recap: Persian Pride?

MJ's Moral Compass is Way Off

An Offer Lilly Can't Refuse?

Recap: Homo-Not-So-Genius

Mike's Disappointment with Reza

Asa: "I Definitely See Why Reza is Irritated"

Reza on the Fight: "I'm Not Proud of It"

Lilly Needs to "Get More Real"

Reza to Lilly: "Get Off Your High Horse"

Cry Me a River

Mike: Master Negotiator

Lilly: Ain't Nobody Got Time for This

Practice What You Preach

GG wishes Asa would get a real job, Reza would stop picking targets, and Lilly would fess up.

WOW!!! Wow is all I have to say about this past season. It was a rough one, right??? Well it was nothing compared to this reunion show! I must say I'm glad that (for once) everyone is not attacking me, but why do these people pick one target and gang up on that person? So now everybody is against my girl MJ. It seems like anytime Reza is mad at someone, the rest just follow him like his little bitches!

I am not here to say if MJ has a problem with alcohol or pills. I am only here to be supportive of her when she needs me. What Lilly said is correct. . .if MJ doesn't admit to having a problem then the problem DOES NOT exist!! So leave MJ alone. If Reza and his sidekicks truly love MJ and believe she has a substance abuse issue, then we should have had a meeting and set up an intervention. But trying to bust someone out on TV is not nice!!! The worst part is that I had to sit through the whole reunion so belive me when I say -- y'all ain't seen nothin' yet! They still have much more to attack MJ with.. sadddddd!

I thought it was rather interesting that Lilly brought all of the paperwork to prove title and ownership of property. I can understand how it must feel when someone is constantly accusing you of being a trophy girlfriend and getting everything from your boyfriend. I guess that's what made her want to prove people wrong. But if people kept calling her a purple alien, would she feel the need to prove it with a birth certificate? I dunno. . .I'm just saying.

I'm not exactly sure why Ass-a likes to involve herself in my conversations when it's quite clear I wasn't speaking to her! I don't like Ass-a. This season Ass-a made it quite clear to the whole world watching our show, that she's a walking contradiction. Claims to be so spiritual, claims to want to give out positive energy. . .But her actions don't amount up to your fake words. Practice what you preach bitch!

So, if this person wants to keep interrupting me while I'm clearly speaking to Andy Cohen, then I'm going to go in and speak the truth. YES, the diamonds that Ass-a puts in the water are BLOOD diamonds! To prove us all wrong, Ass-a should get the certficate from the diamond dealer which proves they only affiliate with conflict-free diamonds. Once you find that the buyer is conflict-free, you find out if their buyer is also conflict-free. It's an unfortunate thing to claim you're giving people positive energy through diamonds that people have been killed and have slaved for.

Moving on. . .Ass-a claims I've never done shit with my life or worked. . .Ummm, does this idiot call what she does work? The bitch can't sing. She basically has sex with diamonds and water filters and claims to be blessing it. . .Is that your job bitch??? I know you guys aren't stupid, so I'm sure you were all wondering how she can have a house and car like that but have no money in the bank. Get a REAL job you contradicting, Boy George, beastly, evil bitch. STOP CONTRIBUTING TO BLOOD DIAMONDS!!!

For the record, I have always owned up to not having worked before, but since the launch of GG's Extensions, I have been working my butt off and the company is blowing up! Most importantly, it's a REAL job!

Let me meditate for a second, because that just got me worked up. . .

Some of you may know that Reza and I have been trying to work on our friendship since this feeling. But I must admit I can tell sometimes he just wants to blurt something out at me. LOL! I appreciate your efforts Reza.

Now I can't go and tell you guys what's going to happen in Part 2 of the Reunion, but I can tell you this. . .It gets really really messy!!! You'll probably need to meditate right after watching! Get that yoga mat ready because you'll be on it for a while after you see our hot and messy Part 2 of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Special!

Asa's Profound and Cathartic Trip

Asa opens up about her expereince at the Iranian border.

Thank God that I'm a captain's daughter and grew up on boats and hovercrafts and do not need anything inserted to not get sick, LOL! Reza and Golnesa are cracking me up here. Hahaha!



Yachting all day on the same waters my wonderful father sailed in his youth. Such a wonderful day hanging out with my friends. Away from the B.S. and in this beautiful place enjoying each other’s love and company. Princess Island was so relaxing and charming. Every restaurant was a seafood restaurant, and I was in heaven! When I saw the tears in Merc's eyes, I could feel that she was ready to “go there.” I am so proud of her rawness about what she wants and her needs. After all, how can we achieve something we can't even visualize or speak of? I am here for her for strength, love, and support through thick and thin. She will be a wonderful mom!


By the great power of Destiny and Will, Reza, my Mom, and I were able to find a way to make a personal pilgrimage to the border of Iran, where all of us and our ancestors were born. It was such a long, intensive, and at times dangerous journey there, but this was nothing compared to the 30 years we have been waiting to go back home.Without getting too political, I wanted to explain to those who might not fully understand our inability to safely go to Iran. The fact alone that I am a political refugee is not the only reason. While I'm a very proud Iranian and feel a great responsibility to shed light on all the wonderful things about my culture, I also feel socially obligated to be honest about the things terribly wrong with the government of Iran. Iran sadly is a tyranny and deals with political dissidents (that's anyone with an opinion) as criminals. It jails, tortures, and executes its own citizens for simple expressing a political opinion. Think about all the individuals, comedians, talk show hosts, or journalists expressing various opinions here in the US about the president or government... In the US it's called freedom of speech. Well, this freedom does not exist in Iran. The number of “political” prisoners and executions of the latter is staggering. So, somebody whose art deals even mildly with such things and is considered “Islamic Feminist” going to Iran safely is pretty much out of the question.

Back to our beautiful pilgrimage to the center of my heart. Throughout the whole day, my Mom, Reza, and I were like silent warriors. We were all dealing with our own personal emotions throughout the journey while also in the collective experience. On the flight and the bus ride, it was sheer excitement. Then on the last leg of the journey in the Kurdish car, we all lost it. Listening to our favorite old Persian song on our iPhone and nearing the Iranian border, tears of joy and sadness starting falling endlessly.

It was so incredible for me to have my Mom, who sacrificed everything in her youth to make a brighter future for me and my brother, with me. I could feel her pain and joy and see it in her eyes. Reza and I really bonded on a primal level, and I will never forget these moments we shared together. I felt that we were making this pilgrimage for all immigrants, all refugees, all displaced people in the world.Then as I got out of the car and smelled the familiar air, a feeling of complete joy and euphoria came over me. I was not sad anymore. Nor was I missing it the way I used to. I surrendered all those heavy feelings right there on that earth. As I said, when you embrace the big monster, it melts away.

We all have landmark events in our lives. This was one of mine. Going to the border of Iran with my Mom and Reza was one of the most profound and cathartic experiences of my life. I am forever grateful and enormously blessed to have been able to have this experience. And I’m thrilled that I was able to share it with you all.