Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Miker's Mark

Recap: The Shahs Peace Summit

Recap: Recipe for Disaster

Asa's Profound and Cathartic Trip

Recap: Reza Pops The Big One

The Return of Lochnesa

Mike: I Will Marry Jessica Soon

Reza Dishes on His Engagement

Recap: Make a Run for the Border

Mike Shouldn't be "Scared" of Other Religions

Recap: Turkey with a Side of Apology

Mike's Inner Struggle

Lilly's Disrespectful Behavior

Mike Takes GG's Side

Recap: Outed by Chihuahuas

Reza: "Lilly Doesn't Understand Friendship"

Lilly's Battle with Foot Boogers

Recap: Always a Lady

Recap: A Little Too Much Diamond Water...

The Shah of Bull Sh--

Reza: "I Wish I Had Kept My Mouth Shut"

Ep 8: Persian Empire Divided

Will Mike Put a Ring on It?

Reza Learns the Power of Apology

Recap: Shah-etiquette

MJ Owes GG a Genuine Apology

What MJ Did was Wrong

Loch-Nesa vs. MJ

Asa's Juice Disaster

Recap: Persian Pride?

MJ's Moral Compass is Way Off

An Offer Lilly Can't Refuse?

Recap: Homo-Not-So-Genius

Mike's Disappointment with Reza

Asa: "I Definitely See Why Reza is Irritated"

Reza on the Fight: "I'm Not Proud of It"

Lilly Needs to "Get More Real"

Reza to Lilly: "Get Off Your High Horse"

Cry Me a River

Mike: Master Negotiator

Lilly: Ain't Nobody Got Time for This

Miker's Mark

Reza discusses his new pal Lilly and the dinner party drama.

Full transcript on the next page.

OK, did you guys just watch us at the dinner table? First of all, what you guys don't know is, my guest, Lilly, never actually got any food. So I bring her here, she doesn’t get any food, and then Omid wants to, like, bitch slap her?

How drunk were Omid and GG? Did you guys notice GG said "Miker's Mark?" Like, this ho is so drunk she can't even say "Makers Mark." She was calling it "Miker's Mark." And why does homeboy need to drink everything she's drinking? Like, both of them need to stop drinking.

And if MJ is the voice of reason at the table when it comes to drinking, you know your ass is in bad shape because usually MJ is the drunkest one out of us all. OK, so to hear MJ be the voice of reason, first of all, like, is it, like, opposites day?

And then we head to, like, the dinner from hell at MJ's uncles house. Like, taking the bird? MJ's mom likes that bird more than she loves MJ. Ok? Bitch, focus on your daughter, forget about your bird. That was craziness. I don’t even know what I’m gonna do.

But hopefully what you guys will do next week is tune in and catch the Shahs. And I’ll be back for more Reza commentary. Put a moustache on it.