Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall...

Reza has some choice words about MJ's appearance.

Full transcript after the jump!

So, listen, what was I thinking? I was either feeling extraordinarily amibitious and full of myself or super-drunk. What was I doing answering the door in a towel? I look like MJ wearing a bikini. Oh my God. I'm whore-ified. Whore-ified. Not with an "h," but W-H-O-R-E-ified. WHORE-IFIED.

Then my old ass is going to a club, fist-pumping like I'm in Jersey, popping bottles, licking armptis, and making out with anyone that would make out with me? I need therapy. Actually I'm in therapy. I need to fire my therapist and hire a new therapist cause clearly the s---'s not working. Oh my Gpd. The Shahs of Sunset is over. I"m moving to Portland. It'll be the Shahs minus Reza. I need to go into the Witness Relocation Persians are Never Going to Talk to Me Program.

Then, I go to the Tehran drinks party, and people are telling me Tehran is [MJ's]cousin. I don't have any cousins that aren't my cousins. Do you? Cousins are cousins and friends are friends in my life. There are no cousin friends in my world.

So we're there, her ass is there, looking like a 10-pound sausage stuffed into a five-pound casing telling Lilly she shouldn't be wearing that outfit. Bitch, do the mirrors in your house talk to you and tell you you look good? Cause if they do, they're lying to you. Like, oh my God. Then I give a toast, and I exclude her, and you guys see her chunky butt walking down the street, thinking I'm being mean when actually she's the one always throwing me under the bus. I'm just stronger than she is.

I'm still thinking about the jelly rolls hanging over the towel when I went to the door. What was i thinking? Oh my God. That is the worst of the worst. And did I spray on, like, PAM, on my face or something? Like, I was greasy as hell. Can you guys even see me or did I blur the screen? Oh my God.

Mike: I Feel Like I Can't Count on Anyone

Mike Shouhed dishes on how he really feels about the feud between his fiancé and his friends. How shocked were you when Jessica showed up at your office with the wedding planner?

Mike Shouhed: Jessica and I were very excited to plan the most perfect wedding! Her and I are both very impatient people. I was a little shocked that she chose to come see me at work...bad timing...but I guess women dream about their wedding day since they are little and Jessica wanted hers to be perfect. We ended up not using this wedding planner though. She should of coached Jessica better and she didn’t. We ended up using Ashkan with Dream Events Design. What was going through your mind during your talk with Reza?

MS: I was so shocked that this guy, who was like a brother to me, wasn’t protecting me! How could he be so cold? I’m beginning to feel like you can’t really count on anyone anymore. Did you feel like the crew hadn't made enough of an effort to befriend Jessica?

MS: This group is hard to break into. They are very protective and aggressive to any new comer. I don’t think that Jessica gave the group a fair chance and vice versa. Strong people demand respect, and I don’t feel like my crew gave Jessica any!

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