Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Sammy, The Proverbial Ocotpus

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Recap: Recipe for Disaster

Asa's Profound and Cathartic Trip

Recap: Reza Pops The Big One

The Return of Lochnesa

Mike: I Will Marry Jessica Soon

Reza Dishes on His Engagement

Recap: Make a Run for the Border

Mike Shouldn't be "Scared" of Other Religions

Recap: Turkey with a Side of Apology

Mike's Inner Struggle

Lilly's Disrespectful Behavior

Mike Takes GG's Side

Recap: Outed by Chihuahuas

Reza: "Lilly Doesn't Understand Friendship"

Lilly's Battle with Foot Boogers

Recap: Always a Lady

Recap: A Little Too Much Diamond Water...

The Shah of Bull Sh--

Reza: "I Wish I Had Kept My Mouth Shut"

Ep 8: Persian Empire Divided

Will Mike Put a Ring on It?

Reza Learns the Power of Apology

Recap: Shah-etiquette

MJ Owes GG a Genuine Apology

What MJ Did was Wrong

Loch-Nesa vs. MJ

Asa's Juice Disaster

Recap: Persian Pride?

MJ's Moral Compass is Way Off

An Offer Lilly Can't Refuse?

Recap: Homo-Not-So-Genius

Mike's Disappointment with Reza

Asa: "I Definitely See Why Reza is Irritated"

Reza on the Fight: "I'm Not Proud of It"

Lilly Needs to "Get More Real"

Reza to Lilly: "Get Off Your High Horse"

Cry Me a River

Mike: Master Negotiator

Lilly: Ain't Nobody Got Time for This

Sammy, The Proverbial Ocotpus

Reza thinks maybe Sammy was trying to pick him up in the club.

Full transcript after the jump

So I'm not going to lie, seeing the footage of Mexico makes me want to grab MJ and go "mwah mwah mwah." I need to not drink so much, because when I drink I go in people's purses. And I whipped her ID out. . .and her pills. Oh my god I'm probably in the dog house, but I will buy her something cute and kiss her feet and try and make up.

We got wild and crazy. Now you guys know why we're actually friends -- cuz we kick it and we have fun together.

But can we talk about Sammy? He's slightly, kind of, very gross. He was all over anything that would come within 15 feet of him. He was the proverbial octopus. He couldn't drink enough and grab enough. And it was kind of scaring me, cause he did give me the look. And I know it was cuz he was so drunk. He was even looking at me. Eww.

Lilly tried, she really did. She gave it the old college try. It kind of didn't work out, but she was trying to do her best.

There was a tiny, tiny part of me that wished I could have been a fly on the wall at GG's event. So I could kick it with Jenna Jameson, 'cuz I want to ask her like four million questions, and she's pretty hot. She is like a white GG, I mean a white Lilly. Kind of crazy.

I'm not understanding the whole Alex and Omid thing. That was kind of weird. But other than that, this was a really fun episode. I loved it. Call me. See you guys next week.