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So I'm not going to lie, seeing the footage of Mexico makes me want to grab MJ and go "mwah mwah mwah." I need to not drink so much, because when I drink I go in people's purses. And I whipped her ID out. . .and her pills. Oh my god I'm probably in the dog house, but I will buy her something cute and kiss her feet and try and make up.
We got wild and crazy. Now you guys know why we're actually friends -- cuz we kick it and we have fun together.
But can we talk about Sammy? He's slightly, kind of, very gross. He was all over anything that would come within 15 feet of him. He was the proverbial octopus. He couldn't drink enough and grab enough. And it was kind of scaring me, cause he did give me the look. And I know it was cuz he was so drunk. He was even looking at me. Eww.