Reza Farahan

Reza thinks maybe Sammy was trying to pick him up in the club.

on Jan 11, 20130

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So I'm not going to lie, seeing the footage of Mexico makes me want to grab MJ and go "mwah mwah mwah." I need to not drink so much, because when I drink I go in people's purses. And I whipped her ID out. . .and her pills. Oh my god I'm probably in the dog house, but I will buy her something cute and kiss her feet and try and make up.

We got wild and crazy. Now you guys know why we're actually friends -- cuz we kick it and we have fun together.

But can we talk about Sammy? He's slightly, kind of, very gross. He was all over anything that would come within 15 feet of him. He was the proverbial octopus. He couldn't drink enough and grab enough. And it was kind of scaring me, cause he did give me the look. And I know it was cuz he was so drunk. He was even looking at me. Eww.

71 comments
BrazilianGeek
BrazilianGeek

and you are the proverbial superficial WestHo.

independent_thinker
independent_thinker

Be nice to MJ. Don't fall for Asa's mean girl bs. Please don't turn into Kim Z. From RHOA and try to hard to be the coolest one. It makes people resent you; arrogance is not an attractive quality. You naturally are a good time. Be yourself and you'll be a star!

shehatch
shehatch

If Reza and MJ have been friends for over 20 years, how is it that Reza did not know MJ's age? Sounds suspect.

jellybean818
jellybean818

I guess Lilly is like Jenna Jameson in the sense that she is completely fake on the outside. Other than that, I think I'd rather hang out in Mexico with Jenna. Possibly....possibly more fun.

Tdtayl
Tdtayl

I do not like you this season. You and Asa are the mean girls. You are not a good friend to MJ. MJ should have stayed with GG. Hope Bravo replaces you and Asa next season. You are a Joke!

tm57
tm57

Reza, I love , love, love you. But Lily was your client, and you should have kept that way.

 

How would you feel if one of the ladies, tried to bring in another gay man into the group and he was hotter than you (like if that was possible, right?). And took the attention away from you

 

Be good to MJ, she's your longest and closets friend, don"t lose that over someone like Lily.

cinchy
cinchy

RE:  Kicked out at 18

 

1. We "White people" are not kicked out at 18.  I went to college at 18, got a job, then moved out.  Then, moved back home, paid myself rent, and saved, and then paid cash for my first house (ok, it was only a townhouse, but still)

 

2.  I don't see any of you all living at home with the 'rents. 

 

3.  Love you and the crew, but quit dissin' on White folks. It's racist.  Can you imagine if you'd say, "Black people are so _____(fill in the blank with one of your negative comments) because . . . " . . . . . ?

NurseMt
NurseMt

Resa, I hope your visit with Grandmother goes much better than the first vist. It broke my heart to watch her reject you. so so sad. I respect your desire to make amends with her. but remember you aren't at fault for being born of mixed religions, which there is nothing wrong with 2 people of different faiths having a child, what is wrong is family rejecting the child, Stand firm, Stay witty and charming and most of all remember who you are. stay true to yourself in the process...love you

Shali
Shali

I loved when you were REAL. 

Now you are fake & full of yourself. Teaming up with people like Asa will only bring you down. MJ seems to know her job more than you do & I hope karma bites you back for leaving MJ for Mike !

loca5150
loca5150

I like you Reza, but please get rid of the whiny Poodle (Lilly). Stick with true friends. 

samsung
samsung

Reza I do believe you justified all of your activities when you boldy stated that its better to be around a hot mess aka MJ then a fake wanna be perfect aka Lilly

I caught that and if MJ did too it was sweet in its own way.

Almost like you made it a point to show her how cool and important she was to you.

And you wanted without insulting the other party, secretly build MJ up again. Good Job.

samsung
samsung

that s hilarious comparing Lilly to a pornography actress

yeah with those outfits makeup hair and boobs Lilly is a wannabe lustful porno star

fitnfab
fitnfab

I never post on these things, but I have to say... I was SOO impressed by you last season, but this season I am just saddened by you and Asa, and how rudely you seem to be treating everyone, but ESPECIALLY M.J.

Ii think you may be the lost one.. hope you find your way back soon...

shysharon
shysharon

Reza, you're like the weather, not a compliment.

SourCandyxoxo
SourCandyxoxo

Also, it's hilarious to me that the same person who sniffs young mens' armpits and presses his nose into their sweaty arm hair, is the same person saying that Sammy is "gross."

SourCandyxoxo
SourCandyxoxo

At least you're finally showing an OUNCE of remorse for being such a terrible friend. However, I'm starting to think your sudden change of heart is due to the majority of viewers expressing their dislike in you this season. I have a few comments to make....

 

1. It was disgusting to see you laugh in the hot tub when Asa said that MJ's mom was crazy/had issues. How is that funny? When you had issues with your dad, MJ showed you nothing but support. I guess in your friendships, support doesn't go both ways...and neither does love or loyalty.

 

2. It's obvious that you're trying to put MJ in a bad light. Going through her purse and showing the world the pill bottle and her driver's license proves this. You didn't do it because you were "drunk", you did it because you're a bad friend, and because you've been trying all season to expose all of MJ's negative qualities.

 

3. Sammy might be gross to you, but I'm happy that this season he is actually the voice of reason on a number of situations. While you, Asa and Lily saw MJ's comment about being able to open up to an aquaintance as an insult, Sammy saw the truth. His vision isn't clouded by money, Rolexes, big Texas hair, skinny bodies or false eyelashes.

 

4. MJ not defending you when it came to GG is nothing compared to what you've put her through this season. You've supported Asa and Lily in calling her a pill popper, you've called her fat, and you've laughed at the issues she has with her mother. I'm shocked that this is supposed to be a close friend that you've known for over two decades. I'd be surprised if MJ is still even speaking to you right now. Because if I were in her shoes, I don't know that I could.

whammus
whammus

Why would MJ take her dog's pills all the way to Mexico? We know that little purse isn't the one she uses every day in LA, so there's no excuse that she forgot to clean out her purse before going to Mexico. Mj is taking prescription drugs with her alcohol, which helps explain how out of control she gets. I think Mike is the only one we've seen actually get a hangover I don't know how the others deal!

kat.bostonsteines
kat.bostonsteines

GG's blog said it best about all of you!  

Calling Lily an "aquaintance"(sp) was not an insult to her. She was just stating a fact. They are not friends, may never be. But for you and Asa, who are supposed to be MJ's friends, to sit there and belittle and make fun of MJ, who was trying to share something so important to her was mean hearted, mean spirited, and you fed right into Lily's mean cattyness towards MJ. Grow up or you will end up like MJ said.

Hulali
Hulali

Reza has acted like a pig this season and I'm surprized people aren't throwing their shoes at him

Deb957
Deb957

Pleeeez take me to ur family in new York for any jewish holiday. I'm Jewish but I have never seen holidays the way u do them in the Persian world. How will u do Passover? It looks amazing every time u celebrate a holiday or a Shabbat dinner. U r over the top but amazing!!!!! Shalom Deb

cindy1963
cindy1963

BRAVO-

 

PLEASE DON'T BRING BACK SAMMY ANYMORE!! HE ALWAYS HAS TO BE PUTTING HIS 2 CENTS IN ON EVERYBODY'S PROBLEMS. REALLY NOT A FAN!!!

chitownbrwnbarbi
chitownbrwnbarbi

Reza, I am soooo disappointed in you. You have been a TERRIBLE friend to your "supposed" best friend MJ. I would NEVER treat my best friend(s) of 20 years like you have and I have a few of them. I hope that you have taken A FEW moments of self-reflection and thoroughly, profusely apologized to MJ and you better pray that she forgives you. Just shameful.

Mimilicious
Mimilicious

You were on a bullying high. It seemed that getting at MJ was making you popular with your besties Asa and Lilly. First you out her as a closet smoker, then you go through her purse, tell everyone her real age, and then confront her about pills in front of everyone and the cameras. what the hell is wrong with you?

 

I don't need to explain my meds for cholesterol, blood pressure and sleeping aides to anyone, and I am not sure why MJ has to. I guess you feel it makes for good Television. You are blaming it on the alcohol and I am not buying it

kat.bostonsteines
kat.bostonsteines

You are all about being honest? Then why didnt YOU confront GiGi with your issues? You bring in fake barbie Lily into the mix and turn on your BFF of 20+ years for her. You got mad at MJ for NOT defending you with GiGi but where was your defense of her against Asa(who has only been in the group since season one AND you didnt care for then) and Lily(who you just met and has a corn cob so far up her a$$ that she has to spill sh** out of her mouth to be regular)

You are not a good person this season AT ALL!! I loved you before cause you were more real BUT now you are what makes a movie a bust in the theaters. You have alot of self improvement to do. I would start with WHO you are loyal to. 

You dont condone what was said or done to Asa and Lily BUT you condone what they do or say to and about MJ. 

Some friend you turned out to be. Karma is a bitch and she is a wrath to deliver!

LuizaBrazil
LuizaBrazil

I dont understand what happened to you. Last season you were an example to people. You were all about love and positivity. This season Asa or fame or whatever it was really changed you. Your behavior towards MJ is appalling. You never let her speak, call her fat and lasy pretty much every episode ( BTW, dont pretend to love her and then say MJ can only talk about alcohol and hamburgers!!) The scene where she was trying to be serious and talk about her therapy, you and Asa acted so mean spirited. If you and Asa were so concerned about MJ's drinking and the bogus accusation of pill abuse, why is it that you are always encouraging her to drink and even say you like when she is drunk? You want to see her fail and embarass herself. Well, guess what? Everyone now thinks MJ is fun and loving and compassionate and that you and Asa are just big bullies. Congrats.

elicat
elicat

What you and Asa did regarding the pills and MJ was so low. It's scary to think what you two will come up with next! Can't get much lower than that, accusing someone of being an addict on national television without even knowing if it's true or not! Shame on you and shame on Asa!!!

lala1966
lala1966

Reza,I just LOVE YOU!!!Keep the HATERS hatin baby!!!!!

balharbour
balharbour

You are so awful Reza!  With a friend like you who needs an enemy?  You should be ashamed of yourself.  Maybe GG has your number (but needs to use a different adjective to describe it) and that is why you have gone after her this year!

lynn.kriegstein
lynn.kriegstein

What type of friend makes fun of your supposed best friend MJ.  You let Lilly and Osha say what ever they want and you never back MJ up.  You are down right rude, nasty and immature.  You were upset that MJ didn't stand up for you against GG but I don't see you ever standing up for MJ.  You really don't deserve a friend like MJ.  I also believe Osha is going to stab you in the back like she has MJ.  Good luck with your new friends.

cutan
cutan

Check yourself boo. You are getting too big for your britches, both figuratively and literally. Have some integrity. You are not a teenager.

TxAnjie
TxAnjie

I love you Reza. I hate to see such harsh blogs below, however, we all go through certain spells & lose touch with this & that. You're the best personality on Bravo by far. You're a fantastic friend and super funny. MJ has issues at 40 & I can relate. Just be there & don't pass judgement. She's a little lost, that's all. I feel at the end of her day, she has nobody.. It's sad. Again, I think you're supreme fun, sweet, smart, & kind hearted. Hang in there! Anjie E.

JoAnneGonzin
JoAnneGonzin

Reza, did anyone ever tell you that you are the BOMB?!...I am quite sure someone has :) I know this is the only time in my life that I wish I'd be a boy. All because of you GORGEOUZ Reza, you are an awesome man.

DonnainSouthCarolina
DonnainSouthCarolina

Reza you are such a bad role model for gay people The way you smelled and felt up much younger boys at the club Bravo should remove you now  but trash Sammy and then go look in the mirror maybe this is why your dad doesnt talk to you

Pasadena47
Pasadena47

Reza, don't be so conceited, not every man in the world is looking at you as a potential.  You get more like Lily every day.  Behave.

jonesin4rh
jonesin4rh

I can't believe how shitty you are being to MJ. You really need to check yourself before you ruin a really good thing. :(

Petal
Petal

Reza, you were funny last season but you are downright disturbing now. I would not trust you as a friend because you'd throw anyone under the bus for fame or a laugh at their expense. I don't know how you can look yourself  in the mirror everyday.

bombshell8124
bombshell8124

I am a pharmacy tech and here's what I want to know. How did you take one look and know that was valium?! Now you blame the alcohol but the fact that you knew what that pill was ahead of time shows your motives and is suspect. Valium is the most common sedative prescribed to pets by the way and usually the 2mg white round tablet..where were the different shapes and colors? That being said you are not realizing how much trouble and hurt you have caused her by being a jerk off to her. Now your on here changing your tune that you love her (probably because of the negative feedback) and switching your jabs to Sammy?!! It seems you cannot function without jabbing at someone or making someone else the sacrificial lamb which shows your insecurities and issues.

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

@Shali yeah, he is kind of like "the person that we used to know"...... °?°

cinchy
cinchy

 @loca5150 Gotta say, Lilly's the only one with her head screwed on straight.  Because of that, they won't have her return next season (here's hoping there's another season!) because ya gotta have drama, drama, drama.

bravowatchin
bravowatchin

I liked him last season as well; now he is just MEAN and nasty. He seems very uncomfortable with himself this time and trying to hard to bring the drama and be interesting. Hanging with the bag of bones no fun allowed Lilly is NOT helping. He is cruel to MJ.

bravowatchin
bravowatchin

Yup, Sammy is the realest thing on this show. And Reza.....Sammy was NOT interested in you; get over yourself.

bravowatchin
bravowatchin

Sammy is the realest thing on this show! I like him and appreciated how he spoke up for MJ and was the voice of reason. KEEP Sammy ON!

cinchy
cinchy

 @cindy1963 Oh, C'mon.  Sammy is the only person who stuck up for MJ>

samsung
samsung

and hes not easy on the eyes give us a persian priest whose supersexy

similiar to ...........ricky inglesias but persian

bravowatchin
bravowatchin

I was just shocked at the age "outing" and going thru her purse even as Mike said NOT too. Mean...he is very mean

SourCandyxoxo
SourCandyxoxo

Excatly. They are full of it. They are supposedly "concerned" about MJ's pill abuse, yet they encourage her to drink, drink, drink! You don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that alcohol with those type of pills mixed together is a deadly cocktail.

kat.bostonsteines
kat.bostonsteines

 @balharbour EXACTLY!!! And how is it ok for them to NOT invite GiGi because Reza and Asa said so BUT lets invite the one person that has an issue with MJ..... WOW! Makes you wonder who Lily is screwing to get this kind of attention. I think that Reza and Asa are closet bi's. They really need therapy too!

 

tlr313
tlr313

@TxAnjie Yikes! You think Reza is a good friend?.. That's scary.

cindy1963
cindy1963

 @DonnainSouthCarolina I agree with trashing Sammy because if he was not included in Season 2 then why are they showing him so much? On the other hand, I don't think it's a really cool thing for you to say something about Reza and his dad. That's kind of personal. Let them try to work out their relationship. SAMMY PLEEEEZ LEAVE!!!

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

@DonnainSouthCarolina Reallly...really? You don't think his dad is just another man who made the decision to be MIA in his sons life?? Another man who was not man enough to man up enough to be a man? See....I think that if his father does not talk to him, its because of who his father is, not who Reza is....as far as a gay man being attracted to younger men...isn't that just like straight men being attracted to younger women?? Truth is truth.....men whether straight or gay wants young...it is genectically coded in them...as sick as it is....

SolangeB
SolangeB

@bombshell8124 They looked like the 2mg diazepam tabs to me as well. You're the bomb, bombshell!

SolangeB
SolangeB

@bombshell8124 To this very bright pharm. tech, extremely good perceptions on your part and I agree with you completely! And how is having 5-6 pills on a 3 day trip dangerous? And right, where were all these different shapes and sizes Reza talked about? As a physician's widow, I can tell you there was nothing unusual or unsafe about the quantities she had with her. And what IF it was a marijuana bottle? The young lady has several symptoms that might be successfully treated with the herb, but could she share that with any of you highly ignorant and judgmental friends? I think not. Enough with the practicing medicine without a license, Reza!!!

bombshell8124
bombshell8124

 @SolangeB  @bombshell8124 Thank you SolangeB for the kind words! :) Regarding what I have read that Reza made a comment about it being a marijuana bottle it so absurd to me that I think he was making a bad joke because the bottle was green?? He looks very foolish as most people working in the medical field or that have pets that have needed medication know it comes in a green or blue bottle..we use the orange ones for humans in pharmacy! He had an agenda in what he was doing.