Cast Blog: #SHAHS

Shahs Just Want to Have Fun

Reza explains why he was ready to cut loose in Cabo.

Full transcript after the jump

So am I crazy or living in an altered universe? Why was GG's father setting up a lunch for GG to get an apology from her sister. I thought GG owed her sister an apology for calling her a b---- and wanting to cut her face with a knife. Confusing? I don't get it.

But forget that: Let's talk about something important: we're going to Mexico. Thank god this group is finally going to have some fun. And now that me and my best friend MJ have made up, I cannot wait to go to Mexico and party. Because all we've been doing is fighting.

And from that scene where we have to uninvite GG, it kind of looks like me and Asa are the puppeteers, when we're actually really not. MJ called me the father and Asa the mother of that group. We're not the mother and father. It's just that MJ's moral compass is not so crisp when it comes to things that are heavy. You should go to MJ if you want to know about sex or alcohol or hamburgers, but knowing about things that are right and wrong probably not the best person. I adore her, but she's not.

So we get to Mexico and we’re having fun. Mike was having a little too much fun. Because you saw me take everyone down to his room and we popped it open and that bitch got up like he had seen the Holy Ghost. Like, he had way to much to drink. He goes to the bathroom. I pop the door open to the bathroom. MJ couldn't have been happier. She was looking at Mike's junk like it was filet mignon. Home girl could not wait to rip into it. Okay. She was licking and wiping the drool off the side of her mouth. She was all about Mike's junk.

Umm, what else happened. We had a ball in Mexico. Mike drank too much. And it’s to be continued. So I’m going to say I love you. Peace out. I’ll call you, don’t call me, and I’ll see you guys next week.

MJ: "I Finally Opened My Heart to Love"

MJ dishes on her new man.

Last year in Turkey, I was blind-sided in the best way; I had a revelation, a new found desire to become a mother someday. I am very traditional when it comes to marriage and children in one household and under one roof. That is my dream and deepest hope. I have accomplished success in my career and happiness in every other area in my life. I finally opened my heart to love. I became vulnerable to find love. I met Charlie via Facebook/Tinder. I didn't "swipe right" on him, but he screen grabbed my profile, and messaged me on Facebook one night while I was at my place with Reza and Adam. They drilled Charlie with a series of questions about "what would make you a good candidate for MJ." Suffice it to say, he passed the test, took me to a beautiful, romantic restaurant on our first date where the conversation flowed, and so did the chemistry.

I'm so glad to have met Asifa last year, and even happier she has joined our group. My first impression of Asifa was that she was very polite, prim, pretty, and cordial. As time went on, I began to discover that there are many layers to Asifa. We are a complicated group of people and I look forward to getting to know her on a deeper level, the way I know the rest of my friends.

At Asa's house for the fire jumping ceremony, we all noticed Mike engrossed by Jessica eating a piece of shrimp, and I called him out. To me it was sexy to see a couple turned on by one another. But when I said what everyone else was thinking, Mike and Jessica looked shocked at what I had said, which was surprising to me. I think that once you are in a serious relationship, cheeky conversation topics are not at all off limits, and for us, the best thing about our friendship is sharing good spirited laughs with each other.

Woah, Nelly! Bobby was in the room for less than five minutes when Mike immediately picked a fight with him? As I watched this unfold, I saw how high Mike's nerves were running... It was very awkward. I attribute it to all the fresh, new, successful, alpha-male energy in the room. The tension in the room was undeniable, and unfortunately it got the best of him. Mike and Bobby have some history, and within seconds of Bobby getting there it all came to a head. This is a bad start for both of them, and it spilled over into a divide between us all.

Here's to a fruitful 2015!

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