See Reza's full transcript, after the jump:Ok so you just watched Episode 9 right? What did you think?
It was okay; I mean, I’m not really sure how I felt.
Well, you went to anger management, didn’t you?
Yeah, but, I’m sick of being bullied!
But you need to tap into your emotional side!
Ok, really? All I can say is that I’m really glad I had a chance to speak to Golnesa, but now, watching it, she was NOT paying attention! I was thinking, I’m going to put a master plan together to get this tribe back on track. Step One: Meet with GG. Convince her and show her that attacking friends is wrong. Step Two: Sit down with Asa; massage her and give her a present and convince her to have a sit-down with Golnesa. Step Three: Talk to Mike and MJ. Work my fat ass out, and convince them that we all need to get together. And Step Four: Call Fat Sammy, and tell him to offer up his house, so we can actually have the meeting. So we all show up to the meeting, and what happens? Golnesa comes in and snubs Asa right off the bat, and then World War III breaks out between Omid and Mike. Nothing gets accomplished, and we leave. Like, we’re in a much darker, uglier place than we were before that meeting. WOW.
Thanks a lot, Reza, for all of your hard work.
No problem guys, it was my pleasure.