Cast Blog: #SHAHS

The Definition of S---show

Reza discusses what a nightmare Asa's friend's pool party was, and compares MJ and her dogs.

Full transcript after the jump.

So you guys just got done watching Episode 2.

MJ's roly poly dogs are kind of just like she is. They got to the snacks faster than GG's dog. That's the same thing that happens when me, GG, and MJ are out. MJ gets the Scooby Snacks before GG has a chance to get to them.

Anyway, from there we head into that beautiful meal with Asa and her family. And tadig literally is Persian crack. But the truth is every Persian mother wants their kid to be a doctor, lawyer, or an engineer. Um, hello, it's 2012. We don't all have to do the same thing.

But what'd you think about my date with Adam. How cute was that date right? And that comment about the flambé. Why are you serving flaming desserts when there's queens in the class. Was that like. . .was she coming after me? I should have stabbed that bitch when I had the chance. I was holding that knife. You saw me slicing that s--- real cute.

Can we please talk about the s---show which is also known as the Solati pool party? Did you see homeboy bite it? He literally came to go in the pool and it was like watching Humpty Dumpty fall. Literally he went spla-tat and fell in the pool. And it was a wrap. There was no food. I think there was an old Persian pimp there. Someone might have said the f-word that rhymes with maggot when I was walking by. It was craziness. And of course, GG pops off, as per usual. And what does Asa do? She went doink and MJ and GG both bit it, because both of them were drunk.

I could not wait to get the F out of there. That was a s---show. If you want to look up s---show in the dictionary, they'll be a video blog of the Solati pool party instead of the word "s---show." You’ll just watch and you’ll be like damn, "that was a s---show you was right."

Anyway you guys, I've got more important things to do right now. I've got to get this offer submitted so I can get this money so I can look good for you guys. So I'm going to say goodbye until Episode 3 and peace.

Asifa: GG Brought This Up for Attention

Asifa Mirza questions why GG would mention the Mike drama at Adam's brithday.

Bravotv.com: Did you and GG FaceTime each other from different rooms often?
Asifa Mirza: That is the only way to communicate with her, since she can't hear that well. But no, I did not live there long enough to FaceTime her often.

Bravotv.com: What was going through your mind when GG dropped the bomb about Mike?
AM: Why would she drop this bomb/accusation at someone else's birthday party? Better yet, why is she brining something so "traumatic" up one year later? At this point I don't know what to believe -- does this girl want attention or is she really telling the truth one year later? Any normal person who experienced what Golnesa is alleging would not spare a minute in bringing this to someone's attention and or talk to Mike about how inappropriate he was behaving. The only level-headed reason for Golnesa to bring this up in the manner and time she did was for attention. After 10 years of knowing her, I have come to learn that she loves attention and will do anything to force/divert the light on her. It's Adam's birthday, we should be focusing and celebrating him, not discussing some bulls---. If true, this should have been addressed immediately after it happened, not a year later when she finds out Mike is proposing or at a birthday party...this is outright wrong, tactless, and will negatively affect people. Innocent people suffer at the cost of B.S. If by some magical reason she is speaking the truth, then at this point (one year later) keep it to yourself and your non-mutual close friends. The statute of limitations for this issue expired a while back… Now let's celebrate Adam's birthday and Mike's engagement!

Bravotv.com: Was it awkward sitting through the rest of the party?
AM: Yes, very. I am not interested in knowing this information and seeing people get hurt. At this point, I wish I didn't know.

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