So you guys just got done watching Episode 2.
MJ's roly poly dogs are kind of just like she is. They got to the snacks faster than GG's dog. That's the same thing that happens when me, GG, and MJ are out. MJ gets the Scooby Snacks before GG has a chance to get to them.
Anyway, from there we head into that beautiful meal with Asa and her family. And tadig literally is Persian crack. But the truth is every Persian mother wants their kid to be a doctor, lawyer, or an engineer. Um, hello, it's 2012. We don't all have to do the same thing.
But what'd you think about my date with Adam. How cute was that date right? And that comment about the flambé. Why are you serving flaming desserts when there's queens in the class. Was that like. . .was she coming after me? I should have stabbed that bitch when I had the chance. I was holding that knife. You saw me slicing that s--- real cute.
Can we please talk about the s---show which is also known as the Solati pool party? Did you see homeboy bite it? He literally came to go in the pool and it was like watching Humpty Dumpty fall. Literally he went spla-tat and fell in the pool. And it was a wrap.
There was no food. I think there was an old Persian pimp there. Someone might have said the f-word that rhymes with maggot when I was walking by. It was craziness. And of course, GG pops off, as per usual. And what does Asa do? She went doink and MJ and GG both bit it, because both of them were drunk.
Reza you have become a real jerk. You and Asa make a good team. Both phonies. You ditched the scene twice on the show as soon as a fight broke out. Real Man! You slipped out the back Jack.
And your comment about American families. Really not cool. Americans just don't keep their kids spoiled rotten and dependent on them for their entire lives. And as far as families, give me a break-- Look at your own or most of your "friends" for that matter. Really? That's family?
sigh... you Persians seem to think you have the monopoly on parents hoping their children become doctors, lawyers or engineers. You collectively say it all the time. Most parents want that for their children, some more than others, granted, but Persians are not unique. It would be no big deal if so many of you didn't complain (BRAG) about it all the time.
I don't think they meant any harm. I'm Hispanic and it was the same in my family. I think if you come from a minority culture, there is a lot of pressure to do well in the U.S., since it's the land of opportunity and you traveled long distances to get here. If your parents sacrificed themselves in low-paying jobs so that you could go to college, imagine the pressure on the children. I think some of this may have something to do with why Reza mentions this topic so often.
One of the reasons I liked the show was the chemistry between you and MJ. You were there for her and she was there for you at one of the most difficult situations of your young life. So sad to see you to toss that away and for what. I was hoping you were made of better stuff.
Wow! Mean words for your "friend" MJ. ! It is no wonder you and Asa are so close; pointing out shortcomings in others seems to be a common trait in the two of you. Are you now not MJ's friend because you think you will make more money with Mike? Are people only valued by you if they can bring money your way? It seems that was the attraction with Lily when you first introduced her to the viewers. Pride goes before a fall.......
Not only was the pool party a T#rdFest, but somebody said they wete serving "little debbie" snack cakes....
I think it's harsh for you to speak about MJ that way... no matter what the situation is between you guys at this moment, you don't make them feel "fat". Out right rude and beyond arrogant.
And that's being 100... beez.
Reza- if you liked your psychic reading try www.persianmedium.com. I came across her look for the psychic in the show. Not sure if it is her, but she was amazing. On the money and very accurate.
what can I say you are a God ! I just love you.
everything you say and do. I have a lot of gay friends I wish wish you were one of them I would love to hang out with some one like you. You are the best friend that every girl needs.
Asa was just being proud of her heritage. My heritage is one where the noses are larger than the average nose. I understand her and she was the guy a compliment. She was toasting his nose, she was not sarcastic, and she has even shown some of her art where they do have prominent noses. GG always needs something to fight about. MJ lied. She did not tell GG that she was well behaved, in fact she had to tell her about her and her dates disgusting behavior at the dinner table. Getting felt up in a restaurant is not cool, but what is worse is not remembering. GG needs an intervention for her drinking.
I just Love, Love, Love Reza and MJ! I would love to have lunch with them, they are so sweet and wonderful! <3
I just love the way MJ treats her father... How special was that... After seeing that, in my eyes she can do no wrong... I'm just saying...
@ms5h Thank you! I'm glad someone else sees that about Lilly. Lilly needs to get down off that high horse she's on. She comes on the show than puts everybody down. Maybe she's just hoping to end up with her own show. ( eye roll)
Lily is PERFECT!!!!! She has EVERYTHING!!! And shes still a Lady...her dog is amazing!!!!! Hate her or love her, shes for real! :)
Reza, this season has barely begun so mind if I talk about last season? The episode with your Dad is/was disturbing, it was on again the other day....and when you confronted your father, it was pretty emotional, and when you told him that you also cheated on a partner once, as he had done to your mother, it sounded like you were ashamed and somehow it was your dads fault...but then this season, you state that you want your new relationship, but want to see others on the side...see what i am getting at? I have had a theory for years about genetics and being able to stay happy with one partner...time and again, friends spouses proved my theory....when a man's father is a rolling stone, this quality is evident in their sons, even the ones who are not raised with or around their restless fathers....i believe it is genetic, like eye color....i have even seen long term relationships end, and when the dust settles, you find out that his father was not devoted to wife or children.... Why put a partner through devastation of an immenent breakup, if you know you are not likely to be faithful....i am now confused why you brought up your infedelity to your dad...as if he directly was responsible....genetics maybe... I would also like to say that i find it impossible to believe that your grandmother could keep your dad away from you....if a man wants his children, he will find a way to see them, when a man grows up, their mothers have little influence on them....if it was about money and being held hostage by the family fortune, then thats even worse...nothing should have stopped him from being your dad...you are an awesome guy, that we as viewers are glad bravo found and allow us to have something entertaining to watch....besides pretentious housewives....
I wondered why you left with an angry look on your face! Uhg! Sounds like some trashy talking maggots at that party!
That was sweet of you to let Lilly out of the party....she is a hoot by the way!
You are seriously HILARIOUS. Even just reading your blog I'm cracking up. Yes, you're self centered and selfish but I think it only adds to your humor. Can't wait to see you on the rest of the season!
Reza, I thought you were very cook in Season One and were actually my favorite. From what I am seeing this season so far, I dont like you AT ALL. You are become very arrogant.
Over the gay persian routine. You are all about you and it is starting to show how little you think of others.
Hi Reza Much love from DC
I have to say I think Asa was out of line with NOSEGATE both at the dinner and pool party.
I think MJ may have seen that also. She provoked the attack from the bully. No on is wrong 100% of the time and this time , maybe this one time, GG had a right to be angry at
Asa. Fighting is never the answer but just from what i saw, Asa also went in towards GG
aggressively. Asa may be nicer but not necessarily right(er).
Bless you , Kiss Kiss
@cdwash Yes Asa actually pushed GG and as the hostnofbthe dinner party was especially out offline. I think she feels because it is her opinion then anything said is sacrosanct, not matter how insulting.
Oh boy...the fame is really going to your head! Judgy McJudgerson, you are. I can tell upcoming upisodes are going to be interesting watching you stumble a bit. The arc is so predictable, isn't it? But it's still mesmerizing to watch.
Honey, you are so FABULOUS!!!! I would love to hang out with you and that sense of humor of yours. I hope your Persian community realizes you are such a gem and your friends realize it also. You seem to have a really big heart and I like seeing that come across on the screen.
Reza, I absolutely love you....Not only is your sense of humor with its dash of sarcasm on point. You also look like my dentist...who happens to be Persian. Everytime I see you I think of him. Also..when you talked about being in a " gay crisis" and looked sad the end, it made me sad. You are a great catch. I dont know if from past experiences you fear attaching yourself to someone, due to past pain, or something else. Regardless...you belong on top.
Huh?? What are you talking about with scooby snacks and the banana flambé. Your boyfriend seems awesome. You should be praying he hangs on to you and not the other way around.
reza!your my fav on the show! but what is the deal switching mj for asa.and making it seem like mj was bad for sticking up for gigi at the moment because she did feel innapropriate comments were made at the dinner from last weeks episode.You dont like that she has an opinion?and pushing mj out of the buisness you couldve given her a heads up as her bff,guess the friendship didnt mean as much to you as it did to her. now that you have asa.i still adore you but i would think youd be a loyal friend.mj is a sweetheart that sticks up for what she feels is right.this season youve turned on her a bit.there could be more than what i watch on tv between you guysbut to me i wouldve thought youd be more loyal to mj then asa.i hope your love life goes well. you and your man are super adorable.but hes got to get more comfortable with the outgoing adorable willd self!
I don't blame Lilly for not wanting to be around, well GG, who cannot hold her liquor or her temper. We want to see the fun and glamorous side of the Persian experience and less of the fights and negative drama.
You are a terrible friend to MJ. She was trying to pull GG from getting into a fight when she tripped and fell. Yea she had had a lot to drink but she was trying to do the right thing.
Then already lining someone else to take her spot at your place of work? WOW. Part of why you were the breakout star of season 1 was because of your dynamic with MJ and what good friends you were to each other. It appears all that attention has gotten into your head. Be careful, there's always one in every Bravo show.
This is exactly what I as thinking...He was so cool and great season 1, now things are looking bad and he's being a total jerk to MJ. Bummer