Mike: The Meaning of Parnership
Mike diagnoses his business relationship with Reza.
Partnership is an arrangement in which parties agree to cooperate to advance their mutual interests. Reza must not know the meaning of the term. If he thinks that he keeps all his deals and takes half of mine, this partnership is heading nowhere fast! At least he's smart enough to ask me to come along to show him how I can negotiate when he's thinking about buying a used Porsche. I AM THE KING OF NEGOTIATING!
Anyways, on to more interesting and juicy things... Lilly's party! "Persian Prom": WTF does that even mean? It was a beautiful party with some beautiful people that's for sure. Were there a "gaggle of gold diggers" there you may ask... YES! That's L.A. for you though. They're everywhere! Lilly's outfit changes were very entertaining. I was upset that she decided to be so catty about rejecting MJ's apology and request to be at the party. Not every seat was filled at dinner! I have thrown MANY MANY dinner parties and always add a few chairs as insurance in case someone brings a guest that wasn't accounted for. Also, everyone knows that not everyone who RSVPs shows up. Lilly was just power tripping.