Nadine Rajabi

Ep 9: Get a translation of Mike's more confusing drunken statements.

on Jan 140

Sorry I’ve been late on my recap this week. We’ve been doing something a little bizarre and fun with our beloved Shahs that I’ll be able to announce in a day or two.  But, trust me when I say it’s bizarre…

This week we witnessed the intergalactic Diamond Water party and all things Baller #1 and #2. I’m sure Asa’s kicking herself for not saging the venue (or yet another episode), because there was anything BUT "joy, health, happiness, purity, love, and life.”

But before we get to the Reza/Mike bromance gone south, let’s talk about MJ’s sex tape(s). OK, first of all, the fact that she has sex tapes on her hard drive and is trying to recover them worries me…for many reasons. I love that she went to some random computer shop in Hollywood to have her “x-files” recovered. MJ, this is how sex tapes are leaked. So if you see something on TMZ in three weeks, you’ll know where it came from. 

And not to concern MJ, but this “computer” store doesn’t look like it even carries computers.

Printer paper, maybe…but not computers.

Either way, kudos to MJ for being that bold. I’d rather take a bath with my hair dryer than look at myself naked.

17 comments
cuddler66
cuddler66

Baller 1 & 2's office looked so obviously like it was rented just for filming, as were the 2 skanks. All for the cameras.  Is Mike really that much of an airhead to fall for these 2 guys' schtick?  I don't buy it.  Last year I thought Asa was the only down to earth, real person on the show.  Now its apparent, to me anyway, that she's the fakest one on the show!  What makes her worse than anyone else is that she tried to sell us, the viewers , a bag of goods.  She pretended to be such a down to earth, non materialistic , spiritual person.  Well, with her love of owning pure gold, and her pricey real estate property, her  selling Diamond water for 35 dollars for a 12 or 24 pack is ludacris.  At least the other people on the show are forthcoming in their shallowness and complete disregard for anyone other than themselves.  I'm from this same culture and had hoped that this show would show a good side of the Iranian culture, not how materialistic they can be.  I honestly can't stand any of these characters.  Have these losers ever heard of volunteer work?  

DammitDonna
DammitDonna

I think GG is a late bloomer and it's been interesting to watch her grow and get a grip on who she is

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I totally adore barbie doll Lily, nasal voice and all, at least she has an education and effective communication skills

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Asa reminds me of some of the younger generation of wanna be flower children, sorry honey "i" am a product of the 60's, they have been done and are gone. I will admit to smiling once in a whild at memories of my hot pants and thigh high boots.

The way MJ dresses and the looks on her face make it seem like she is forever going to a halloween party as a blow up doll.

Mike reminds me of a puppy chasing his tail into old age, sad because he really is a nice guy.


Reza is just desperate/needy/greedy.

Just my take and I tried to see the entertainment in the show, I hoped to have a greater understanding of a different culture and some second generation americans living on the left coast. Doing something other than slogging down the booze and bashing one another.

houstontx28
houstontx28

Asa represents Persians like Olive Garden represents Italians. I love when Lilly checked that grifter.

lap13
lap13

I really wanted to make a comment on Asa, but I couldn't find a recent Blog from her.  Though in a way I understand because she is the one with the most class and would never air any dirty laundry about anyone, no matter what they have ever said or done to her.  I just think she marches to her own drum and does what she feels deep in her heart and lives by those beliefs  What a really truly beautiful and wonderful friend to have.  I wish her all the best and god bless her and her career and if we are able to get Diamond Water here in Pittsburgh, I will be first in line.  Much love to you Asa!!.

luckyrex1
luckyrex1

I wonder if this was the episode that GG was referring to in an interview where one of the group was recorded talking trash and she said she hoped it would get aired. She said it was in the limo and it was the last person we would expect.

Pottymo13
Pottymo13

After last nights episode, I am finally convinced that you MJ, alias Persian Pig is a bonafide S*** starter...I finally see how you go on this rambling non sense of attacks against issues, that not only don't concern you, but you ramble on as if your the wounded party?????? You had no right to get involved in Mike and Reza's beef and the things you say are just too ridiculous. I suggest you get a life outside of Reza, find a man and continue to work on your mom and leave others alone.

 

I finally feel for you GG, its time to let MJ go. It clear she's not a friend nor worthy!!

ThunderRoad
ThunderRoad

This week's episode was MJ's turn to get drunk

 

The cast is beginning to leave much to be desired.  Getting played out...

 

I do side with Lily when she tells Asa that she could travel to Iran without fear.  Asa has made herself more of a prisoner than she is in my opinion.

TinaW.
TinaW.

Well said, Nadine. I, too, hope Mike and Reza can recoup their friendship. I don't understand why Reza hasn't apologized to Mike since he's already apologized to Sasha.

ElaineM
ElaineM

@lap13 I think she is great too!  She doesn't like to hold grudges and wants everyone to get along.....

ElaineM
ElaineM

@JEM1 not to mention that MJ is terribly jealous of GG  - she must have mentioned how effortlessly beautiful GG is...... she said once she reminded her of victoria beckham and then again she mentioned Kate Middleton.......  green is not a good color on mj

ElaineM
ElaineM

@Pottymo13 Totally agreed!!!!   When MJ kept on talking when Reza was talking with Mike.... she always had to put her 2 cents in when it didn't matter.....

msmith76
msmith76

Asa like Reza seem to be living in the past.  They have lots of fears thathey honestly believe.  As a result they have formed these opinions that are just that opinion not factual. ASA too me is just a little too curvy and full of crap.

Adoniat
Adoniat

@ThunderRoad agreed!  The reason Asa is so adamant about not being able to go to Iran is...her whole persona and art is wrapped up in being a Refugee.  She could go to Iran, I have friends that were in her postion that have made many trips and they loved it.  She just doesnt want her refugee identity taken away.

Mischa88
Mischa88

@ThunderRoad The only thing Asa needs to be worried about if she sets foot in Iran is her choice of clothing attire. But, otherwise, she's good to go.