Nadine Rajabi

Ep 10: MJ's red hat was the one who really suffered in the GG/MJ debacle.

on Jan 17

Just when I thought GG was on her best behavior, she had to go and “tag” MJ’s hat and screw it all up…but we’ll get to that in a few.

Coming off last week’s episode, Mike surely did have to play the remember game. How many times have you had to do that in your life? I can remember one, and it involved mooning a crowd at a comedy club, but that’s a whole other story.

First let’s talk about Asa trying to get GG and MJ to make nice. Her attempt at being the peacemaker really went a long way by the end of the episode…NOT. But we learned two things, they’re going to Turkey and that Asa only likes French feta cheese. To each their own.

They should have titled this episode, “If MJ had a Crystal Ball,” because I’m sure she probably wouldn’t have invited everyone to Del Mar. Listen, she brought it upon herself, minus Chocolate Croissant gate, or as Reza and MJ call it, “cwassant.” France thanks you. No really, they do…Merci!

Before we get to Del Mar and the hat “tagging,” let’s talk about this famous buttery chocolate cwassant for a minute. Mike, under no circumstances should you EVER tell a girl she doesn’t need to eat something. Just because you think it, doesn’t mean you should say it, honey. He crossed the line at “cwassant,” but then kept it going when naming off her cookie and a bag of chips she ate the day before. Mike, don’t you have better things to do like buying your girlfriend a ring over keeping tabs on MJ’s food journal?

A two-hour limo ride to the racetrack wasn’t all a fail, Mike and Reza finally made up. Let’s see how it holds ups. GG and MJ on the other hand…?!?

Thankfully, GG is always a lady and even walks with her legs crossed.

I don’t know if two-dollar champagne was your problem, GG. I’m pretty sure it’s alcohol, period. MJ should also take note here.