Lindsay Lohan Threatened to Fire Servers at Her Nightclub For This Offense — And She Meant It

If you work for Lindsay Lohan, here are a few words to live by: Mind your footwear. The Mean Girls actress recently let on, in a very public way, that she will fire staffers at her Lohan Beach House (that'd be her nightclub in Greece) for failing to wear coordinated shoes. Here's what happened:

On July 21, the venue posted a photo to Instagram that showed two servers clad in silky white robes. While their outfits looked alike, their shoes differed: One staffer wore strappy nude shoes, while another wore white platform sandals. And this, friends, is where the issue began.

Take a look at the incriminating photo, below: 

In the comments section, Lohan herself chimed in: "Wear the same shoes, please." She later wrote: "Or you're fired." Was she joking? Nope! When a fan asked whether she meant what she'd written, Lohan wrote: "Totally serious!" 

To at least one follower — and one who may be familiar to you — this all sounded like the makings of an ideal workplace? "Where can I apply?" commented Stephen McGee from Summer House. 

Here's hoping he has the right sandals for the gig.