"That's a really effective marketing campaign. Salon Deco, shhh!"

"The management in Sweetgrass is absolutely f---ed."

"Tania is a passive aggressive cuckoo bird."

"You're as tired as the decor in here."

"Brian has the emotional capacity of a spreadsheet."

"You're a man. So you may as well stand up like a man and take some responsibility for the f---ing pigsty that you've created here."

"She's walking out looking mumsy, and she walked in looking cool."

"After what I've seen today, you get an F. A big, fat, awful F."

"She's a crap employee. And when I come back in six weeks, I hope she's gone."

"I would have sent customers home, but there aren't any in here."