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Season 2
Season 1
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Brett Swaine
Assessment: Paul Bunyon lives! A great example of what not to do, for men!
Final Recommendation: The season's over, so lose the protective gear and go in for a shave and a haircut! -
Troy Polamalu
Assessment: He looks like a Neanderthal, and that hair isn't helping matters!
Final Recommendation: Lose it! -
Clay Matthews
Assessment: It's not a great look, but since he grew it out to donate it to Locks of Love, kudos to him.
Final Recommendation: Nothing. I think what he's doing is great. I think all these guys should follow his example and donate their hair! -
A.J. Hawk
Assessment: It's actually beautiful hair, but not on him!
Final Recommendation: If he was a girl, I'd recommend a keratin treatment, but as he's not, I've gotta tell him to lose it! -
Brett Keisel
Assessment: What is this? King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table? Enough of the long hair!
Final Recommendation: Cut, cut, cut! -
Fergie
Assessment: She looked fierce -- amazing!
Final Recommendation: Focus on cleaning up the vocals. -
Slash and Taboo
Assessment: They're rockers and look like it.
Final Recommendation: Lose the football, because clearly neither one would know what to do with it, even if it hit them upside the head. -
Christina Aguilera
Assessment: She had a bad night all-around! She messed up the words to the National Anthem and looked atrociously corporate -- like a secretary at a law firm!
Final Recommendation: Bring back the fabulous, diva Christina back! -
Lea Michelle
Assessment: She probably could have been more polished, but I think she looked fine.
Final Recommendation: Nothing. She sounded great, didn't f--- up the words to "God Bless America," and didn't look bad. I think we should leave her alone.