11 Bravolebs' Hilarious First Tweets
Check out the first dispatches our stars sent into the Twitterverse.
We all know Gregg Leakes is quite the wordsmith. Remember his love song for NeNe Leakes? So imagine our excitement when we learned this silver-tongued groom was joining Twitter with this first message:
Hey u guys Im new 2 twitter! I will put up a picture soon! My wife @NeNeLeakes has me doin this LOL— gregg leakes (@greggleakes) September 23, 2013
While no love ballad, Gregg's first tweet got us wondering what words of wisdom our other Bravolebrities first put out into the Twitterscape. And our stars, as always, did not disappoint.
@ashleyzarlin my daughter finally made me get a twitter! Yes, it's really me.A coyote ate 2 of my chickens this morning, welcome to my life!— Lauri Peterson (@LaurifromRHOC) July 7, 2010
Two of her chickens? How many chickens does this Housewife have, exactly?
I finally got sucked into it. Hello Twitter World.— Jeff Lewis (@JLJeffLewis) September 15, 2009
First one. I'm giving in.— Stassi Schroeder (@stassischroeder) March 26, 2010
As if we would really expect excitement from Jeff Lewis. Other Bravolebs had a hard time understanding all that is Twitter. Like Brad Goreski:
@marchinko I keep waiting for something to happen...does it? Might need a tutorial before IDOL.— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) May 6, 2009
No one ever said the microblogging site would be easy. Then there's Atlanta Housewife Phaedra Parks, who asked the important question:
catching up w/old episodes of this season's Celeb Apprentice..interesting cast..so many comics..where the hell has Tom Green been since MTV?— Phaedra Parks, Esq. (@PhaedraParks) March 22, 2009
Where has he been, indeed. Queer Eye For The Straight Guy's one and only Carson Kressley started Twitter off with a simple comment about dinner:
Going to dinner at Market Table. Yum.— Carson Kressley (@CarsonKressley) April 17, 2009
That quickly turned into a moment of honest reflection:
and is missing Kim Kardashian...— Carson Kressley (@CarsonKressley) April 17, 2009
Don't worry Carson, she's still around! Shah Mike Shouhed's first tweet displays one of Twitter's true purposes –- being a forum to thrust passive-aggressive 140 character frustrations into:
@BravoAndy Excuse me? All My Children is cancelled? Should I be the next Erica Kane instead of Karen?— MARY MCDONALD (@MARYMCDONALDINC) April 14, 2011
Um, yes, Mary. Yes, please. And of course, the list wouldn't be complete without our favorite Gigolo:
@KyleRichards18 kyle don't be jealous of me I am just a puppy— Gigolo (@giggythepom) October 22, 2010
Possibly the cutest first tweet ever? We sure think so.