Andy Cohen Reveals Which Housewife He'd Like to Be
The WWHL host also shares his first celebrity crush.
With each webisode of Ask Andy, we get a lot of inside scoop on Andy Cohen and his thoughts on some of our favorite Bravolebs. This time, Watch What Happens Live host is dishing on swapping places with the Housewives and the natural perfume of a particularly infamous blonde bombshell.
After catching us up on his Valentine's Day plans ("Basically, I got drunk with my dog and almost molested him!"), his worst habit ("I'm very bad with names and faces!") and first celebrity crushes (Erik Estrada on Chips: "He was in this tight California highway patrol uniform, and he was just, like, bulging out of it"), Andy opened up about all things Housewives to his assistant Daryn Carp: if he could trade places with any Housewife, who would it be? And how does Joanna Krupa smell, really?
The Housewife swap question was a no-brainer and both of his potential picks come from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. "Part of me wants to say Lisa Vanderpump because I really covet her closet. I really think about that closet. I want to have a closet like that one day. I think I'm going to say Brandi [Glanville], because...she has Tourette's in some weird way. She just says things."
As for Eau de Joanna, Andy thinks she smells just fine—like a beautiful bouquet, even. The question of her body odor came up when Brandi Glanville alleged that she was malodorous. "The times I've been around her, she smelled very perfumy and flowery. Brandi made a nasty allegation about her, so if that's what you're inferring to, I certainly haven't smelled her privates. I'm sure they smell great."
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