It has become a rite of passage for Bravo’s Housewives to release a single at some point in their reality TV careers. Although Jenni Pulos isn’t a ‘Wife, she’s joining their ranks with the release of her new rap album, Old School Kids Beats. The album, which is geared towards the younger set (i.e. potty-training toddlers), was released on Monday, April 1st, and demonstrates a lyrical prowess that is sure to impress its diaper-clad listeners:
“Gotta run to the potty when you gotta go poo
Pull down your trousers do what you do
Don’t go on the floor, get your butt on the seat
Wipe that bottom, wash your hands, sweet!”
Other songs on the album include “Take your Vitamins,” “Brush your Teeth” and “No Fighting, No Biting.” Why the focus on children’s songs? We don’t know for sure, but we’re guessing it’s because of some exciting news that Pulos revealed a few months ago.
But if the release of Old School Kids Beats is any indication, Pulos seems to have emerged from the drama with her sense of humor intact. Listen to and purchase Jenni’s new album HERE or HERE, and tell us what you think in the Comments section below!