Justin Theroux paid a visit to Conan O’Brien’s set on Monday night where he was challenged to make some tattoo art right on the spot. Conan mentioned that Justin is known for “drawing on women” with a Sharpie, which conjures up screaming fans outside Justin’s door. The picture he actually showed was of Justin with actor Jason Bateman’s kids, doodling ladybugs and unicorns on their arms. They are apparently big Justin fans and have refused to wash the tattoos off, which has made Jason somewhat less of a Justin fan.
Conan asked if he could get one of these tattoos and handed Justin a marker. When asked what he wanted, Conan chose a unicorn. And we don't blame him. Unicorns have infiltrated our subconscious and are now a permanent fixture in every aspect of culture, even late night TV. Well, in Conan’s case the unicorn is semi-permanent.
As Justin drew an incredibly good unicorn on his belly, Conan joked that this would be spicing up his sex life. The crowd was screaming and whistling for Conan’s abs, so he was kinda right. Justin tried to incorporate Conan’s appendix scar, and the whole thing came out perfectly:
Conan’s promised not to wash either. Unicorns win another round.