Ready. Aim. Fire. "Kim Kardashian got married and I thought the wedding was such like a freaking Persian conversion, Armenian f*cking nightmare from hell," Kathy Griffin unleashes in her new stand-up special, Kathy Griffin: Pants Off. "Yeah, I'm saying it because nobody else has the balls to."
(What else does she have the balls to say? Check out her most outrageous moments.)
It's no surprise that Kathy's brutal honesty about the beyond lavish (and tacky?) affair is garnering buzz in the blog-o-spheres. "You know, they had a virtual wedding guestbook. As if there wasn't enough people at that f*cking wedding, they wanted to make sure that all their fans could leave their virtual message. Well, I left one."
Do we even want to know what that said? "It was a simple f*ck you. But I did do xoxo to balance out."
This isn't the first time Kathy's pulled the big guns out on Kimmie K. "I'm taking that bitch down," she told UsMagazine referring to Kardashian's Krush on Justin Bieber. "I will make some sort of inappropriate tape with Justin Bieber. I'm not saying it's a sex tape, because I don't know how old he is -- I think he's about 30 -- but I hope that I'm his 'somebody to love,' so screw you, Kim, he's mine!"
Find out what other bombs Kathy drops when Kathy Griffin: Pants Off airs September 20 at 9/8c.