Kathy Griffin Falls Ill with Bieber Fever

You’ll never belieb who Kathy Griffin’s crushing on.

 “Justin Bieber, I want you to know you are all the way beautiful, even with those lesbian bangs. That is not any diss to the LGBT community; you know I have your back,” the Bravolebrity confessed in a YouTube video that piggybacked Jim Carrey’s recent viral love profession to Emma Stone.

“Anyway, back to you, Justin. You’re smart. And kind-hearted. That’s sort of an assumption, but you seem nice,” Kathy adds. Not to burst any romantic fantasy bubbles, but the Canadian heartthrob’s already smitten with his teen queen girlfriend Selena Gomez. However, should there be trouble in Jelena’s wholesome paradise -- or the “Baby” singer turns 18 -- our 50-year-old funny lady reminds the Biebs, “If I could, I would marry you. That’s actually not true. It’s messy, Justin. There’s a distribution of assets. We would just go steady. We would have kids if I even have one egg left. I doubt it, Justin. We’re going to have to adopt. ”

Hey, never say never. Right, Kathy?

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