During a round of rapid-fire questions on Monday night's Vanderpump Rules After Show, Lala revealed that she thinks Katie's fiancé Tom Schwartz is the SURver who would be the best in bed. "I have the biggest crush on Schwartz. Oh my gosh, how could you not?" Lala told hosts Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (clip above).
Lala went on to explain why she thinks Tom would be so talented in the bedroom. "It's pent up. He hasn't gotten laid in a while," referring to the "sex drought" Tom and Katie experienced after they got engaged this season.
"No wonder Katie was pissed that you had your boobs out," Brandy said, referring to the heated argument Katie got into with Lala over her topless swimming in front of all of the guys during the SURvers' Hawaii trip.
Lala is still showing no remorse over that incident, by the way. "Oh, get the f*** over it," she said.
She continued to poke fun at Katie when asked which of her castmates would be most likely to get vaginal reconstructive surgery. "Well, we know this girl ain't gonna need that," Lala said while holding up a photo of Katie.
The newbie also picked Schwartz as the hottest man, which James Kennedy agreed with, to be fair. She also predicted that she is most likely to hook up with Schwartz and Ariana Madix next season of Vanderpump Rules. Lala also made her desire for each known with her tongue — you kind of have to see it to believe it.
No woman wants to hear another woman gush about her fiancé, but since this came from Lala, with whom Katie has had a particularly rocky relationship this season of Vanderpump Rules, she seems even more disturbed to hear about her crush on Tom. "Lol dream on girl. This is straight garbage, watch only if you have a strong stomach," she tweeted in response to the Vanderpump Rules After Show segment.
As we saw during Monday's Vanderpump Rules finale, Katie actually did extend an olive branch to Lala when she invited her to her engagement party, but it sounds like she now regrets that decision.
Kristen and Stassi Schroeder also threw some shade at Lala's behavior and appearance at the fete.
We definitely haven't seen the last of Lala versus Kristen. Get ready for the two to go head-to-head during the Vanderpump Rules Season 4 reunion. Check out a preview of the drama, below.