You Can Now Float on Kim Kardashian's Butt All Summer Long

All you have to do is blow it up.

How much would you pay to float on Kim Kardashian’s butt? If your answer is, “Around $100,” then there is a product for you. Kim just released her Kimoji merchandise line, and amongst the lighters, baseball caps, and cell phone cases are a few pool floaties for you to drift away on as you lounge in the pool. The most notable? A floatie designed in the likeness of Kim's famous derriere:

Harper’s Bazaar reports that the booty is still in pre-order and won’t ship until June, so be prepared to wait (and then pay $98) for this piece of greatness. Who knew that Kim’s butt was also the perfect shape for relaxing in? Hopefully now that the shape is out there, more companies will start copying this incredible design innovation.

If you are uncomfortable with the idea of using a human body part to keep you above water (despite how obviously great it will be), Kimoji also offers a much more tame “Lit” floatie:

This model is more of a raft, which may come in handy if you’re actually “lit” in the pool. Be safe this summer, friends!

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