Season 7 of The Real Housewives of Orange County is almost at an end. If you've been following along you've seen the splendor of Costa Rica, the strangely terrifying nature of '80s Bunco Parties, and a whole lot of relationship drama. But even if you haven' been watching you'll want to start now.
The two-part finale features a bash for the Housewives ages. Heather decides to celebrate officially taking Terry's last name with a major event and like most Housewife shindigs, it does not go well. To give you a little taste of the action here are seven (obviously) things to watch for when things go down.
Number One: Someone is noticeably absent when Tamra reveals her engagement.
That's right. There were no "woo hoos" at the table when Tamra told the gals she and Eddie got engaged in Bora Bora. Why? Because Vicki's not returning her calls. Is she simply too busy twirling around in Brooks' fur to answer the phone? Or is something more salacious afoot? You'll have to watch and see, but this shocking preview from Part 2 of the finale might give you more hints.
Number Three: Slade will be wearing a slightly Sprockets-ish outfit
See! And check out even more images from the party here.
Number Four: There will be ponchos!
One party guest goes so far as to don a poncho, lest she end up like attendees at Vicki's Season 6 affair. Safety first!
Number Five: Did we tell you Brooks bought Vicki a fur?
He did, and she's telling everyone about it. How can he have money troubles if he's buying animal pelts! Plus Vicki looks great in it.
Number Six: There will be reconciliation you didn't see coming.
We're not going to give you too much on this one, but one of O.C.'s longest standing feuds is settled. It's a left-field twist we didn't see coming, so be on the lookout.
Number Seven: Someone has a "sugar problem"
There have been many fights in Housewives history over seemingly trivial things -- the tone taken at a game night, the appropriateness of cookbook jokes, attendance at music video shoots. But no knockdown dragout yet has been kicked off by cake. That is until now.
Sarah Winchester, has so far been best known for yelling at Vicki at a bowling alley. Heather was less than pleased to see her as Alexis' plus one, and even less pleased then that when she broke a piece of her ceremonial cake.
We can tell you it only gets more insane from there.
If you want to see how it all plays out -- and see if Heather’s helpful presentation of an Oreo is enough to fix Sarah's "sugar problem," tune in to Part 1 tomorrow at 9/8 C.