They've got fabulous New York City homes, run successful business ventures, and enjoy lavish vacations in the Hamptons and the Berkshires. But that's not to say that RHONY stars don't daydream about leading different lives—especially those of their fellow Real Housewives.
"Oh, that is so easy, Lisa Vanderpump," Heather says. "Ken. I'd take Lisa's life for a day."
LuAnn agreed: "The husband of Kyle [Richards] is pretty cute, but yeah, I'd prefer to live in a mansion with Ken."
On second thought, LuAnn gave the answer a bit more thought before changing her mind: "David Foster! So Yolanda, and he's got a lot of fancy friends."
One other topic of Housewives-related culture that came up: Who's got the best original song? LuAnn, ever the doyenne of diplomacy, didn't choose herself. "The girl from New Jersey, Melissa Gorga," she says. "She's not bad. If I have to pick one."
For Heather, however, the answer is obvious: "'Money Can't Buy You Class!" she gushes of her fellow RHONY star's hit single. "I mean, who can beat that? Any LuAnn de Lesseps song, she's the only singing housewife for me."