Actor Michael Rapaport declared himself a "real McCoy" superfan of the Real Housewives when he stopped by Watch What Happens Live on Tuesday (July 28). The Public Morals star dished on a myriad of Housewives-related topics with enough enthusiasm to fill several Clubhouses — including getting real about which Housewife he'd like to date. "Man that is tough. I have that conversation on a weekly basis. New York housewife, that is tough cause I feel like I don't want to say anything crazy," he said. "I'll just play it safe... I would have to say Bethenny, with Luann on backup. 'Cause I feel like me and Bethenny we might get a long but we might also get in like a fistfight." (Ramona Singer, who also appeared on the show, was already nixed as a choice by the caller who asked the question, FYI.)
He's also into the ladies of Atlanta. "I would have to say, but now she's married, 'cause I like Kandi, but then Porsha but then she seems too wacky. Man, that's tough," he said. "Andy, steer me in the right direction here... Kandi, yeah I think we'd get along good."
And while he's got a lot of love for all the Housewives — especially the women of ATL — he did have some good-natured advice for the women. "Here's a question. You have beautiful women on these shows, all you guys are so beautiful, and the one thing I got to say — and it's constructive criticism from a man's man — sometimes you guys you guys go to the supermarket and you're all done up," he said. "Like the girls in Atlanta, fine and it looks like every single day they're going to the prom, like every day... you guys too, are crazy!"
Of course he did also show love for Ramona by weighing in on the Turks and Caicos house guest from earlier this season. Turns out, he's all about the girl code. "I had your back on that. I thought those girls totally overreacted. They were player hating."
Clearly, Michael had the time of his life.
It was basically a giant lovefest all around.
Check out more shots from his appearance, below.