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Patti Stanger Offers Perez Hilton Her Love-Finding Services

The Millionaire Matchmaker's waiting for the green light to hook him up.

Was Perez Hilton's New Year's resolution to find his soul mate in 2011?

The notorious gossip blogger tweeted, "Dear Yes, it's really me. I joined. Why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained. But, please, STOP deleting my photos! It's ME! Ha."

Deleted profiles could be a slight roadblock in Perez's quest for true love, but never fear, Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger is ready to step in and find him a lovah! "@perezhilton Match is great but if you're lookin' for a hot millionaire, you know who u can call. I promise to be new years nice to u. X0," she tweeted back.

Perez Hilton appearing on an episode of Millionaire Matchmaker? Why didn't someone think of this sooner? Although it sounds fabulous on Twitter, don't expect to see this perfect pop culture union happen in the near future.

Perez replied, "@pattistanger I dunno. I am looking for something #real. I just question the motives of people that would use a 'matchmaker'. But thank u!"

In a last-ditch effort to save the gossipmonger from online dating – and false profile pictures – Patti tweeted, "@PerezHilton it's very private & caters to high profile people like u. I'm using now that I'm single. If u change ur mind feel free to call."

Le sigh. Perez, I know you're thissssss close to picking up the phone. Do it already!

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