When Patti Stanger stopped by the office we couldn't resist the opportunity have her assess all of Hollywood's hookups. We know The Millionaire Matchmaker is not one to hold back her thoughts on who every celebrity should be with, so we racked our brain for every couple we could come up with that needed her signature brand of Patti wisdom.
Of course, she delivered mentioning that Jennifer Lopez needs to look for a man on anywhere but the red carpet ("There's not a lot of men in Hollywood. It's more like female, feminine energy, and what I think she needs is a real man's man.") and mentioning that Blake Lively might be the next Katie Holmes. Watch as Patti assess those starlets and Alec Baldwin in a mere minute.
Our personal favorite assesment from the video? Her blessing of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's union. "May they create babies," Patti commanded. We agree, though maybe they should wait until they're old enough to drink first.
While it only took Patti one minute (and eight seconds) to assess most of Hollywood's romantic entanglements, there was one A-lister that gave her pause -- Ryan Gosling.
That's right, we broke the news to Ms. Stanger that America's Dreamboat, dog-lover, fight-breaker upper, and the only Canadian with a Brooklyn accent was spending time with Eva Mendes. Watch as Patti attempts to get a read on the situation.
Ginnifer Goodwin the ball's in your court.
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