Last night was the Game of Thrones Season 5 finale, and for viewers who are depressed about the HBO show's end for the year (among other things), fear not—Sophie Turner has created the perfect hybrid of fantasy and real life drama. Introducing the Real Housewives of Westeros.
Though we've already given our own spin on it, the Sansa Stark actress teamed up with Vanity Fair to brainstorm what would happen if the GoT ladies had their own Bravo spinoff.
"All the Real Housewives of Westeros, they all meet at the brothels," she says. "No one even likes each other, but they're only there because there's only a few women in Westeros and they all need to rally together. But they all hate each other secretly."
As everyone knows, appearance is important to Housewives, something that certainly wasn't overlooked by Sophie. "Sansa would be wearing a full black outfit because she's had this big revolution at the end of Season 4 and now she's a boss ass bitch," she says.
Her tagline? Sophie's got that figured out, too. "Her phrase would be, 'Winter may be coming, but I'm still hell hot.'" Nice!
Sophie also breaks down what the other GoT ladies' roles would be (spoiler alert: Cersei Lannister's the bitch "who everyone hates but sucks up to"). And of course, what would the Real Housewives of Westeros be without some table flipping and calling someone's dress "fugly"?